Success Online vs Frustration Live - Page 3

#21 04-22-2002, 05:05 AM

..and its a lot harder to read porn at the table without anyone knowing...

#22 04-22-2002, 01:54 PM

#23 04-22-2002, 01:55 PM

#24 04-22-2002, 02:00 PM

In real life games, telling a fat balding man with a leather jacket and tattooes that he plays poker like a monkey throwing feces seems to get you slapped really hard. I've had no such problems online.

#25 04-22-2002, 04:41 PM

Doug,

Hahaha, funny guy.

I have beaten New Orleans poker for years. Sorry, I got my quotes slightly wrong, "Unbeatable by the other turkeys in the room" --- didn;'t see you ther, gobble gobble. haha, so if you are playing in that game, to bad for you, high rake, lots of deadbeats (I got asked to loan money to about 5 people in 3 days)...and doesn't anyone there bathe anymore.

But seriously, at $6 per pot, even I had a hard time winning much....it is why online is so much better: a) Lower rake b) Not having to deal with turkeys like you and Jen and the other deadbeats who haven't bathed in a week. c) Not having the loser dealers mess up my cards.(I lost what would have been my biggest pot of the year when this turkey dealer who kept flipping cards over flipped a Q on me. Then I got a second Q, and two more Q's came; my trips (woulda been quads) lost to an moron who played 22 and got a fh. My replacement card was an A.

ONLINE YAY

Mark

PS And Jen, hehe, I have played you on Truepoker. I wouldn't advertise my name here if I were you,

your play sux. HAHAHA

#26 04-22-2002, 05:29 PM

#27 04-22-2002, 05:30 PM

That's pathetic!!

#28 04-22-2002, 09:26 PM

"c) Not having the loser dealers mess up my cards.(I

lost what would have been my biggest pot of the year when this turkey dealer who kept flipping

cards over flipped a Q on me. Then I got a second Q, and two more Q's came; my trips (woulda

been quads) lost to an moron who played 22 and got a fh. My replacement card was an A."

So sad to see you don't understand the principle at work here. That Q was never 'yours". Face down, all cards are the same, face up, it's the burn card. Grow up. Quit whining. Learn to beat the pigeons. It's not that hard.

#29 04-25-2002, 08:43 PM

there's nothing stupider than bitching about your opponents being too bad. Might want to reconsider what makes you loose.