Sexquest - Page 2

cardcounter0 · #11 07-20-2004, 11:07 AM

Make sure she has a gap in her front teeth. Adds so much more to the experience.

smudgex68 · #12 07-20-2004, 11:07 AM

Take a bag of flour.

Then you can roll them in it to find the wet spot

Gally327 · #13 07-20-2004, 12:02 PM

I think that what you need to do is totally think about this first. Do you really want to be that guy. There are plenty of good looking girls around Reno who would love to get with a guy like you..........For 50 bucks. You can then spend that money in order avoid loosing it at the poker table, look like an idiot, and start the whole desperate fat chick cycle all over again.
Ryan

astroglide · #14 07-20-2004, 01:13 PM

the gap-tooth women thing is totally true

kyro · #15 07-20-2004, 01:21 PM

it's ok, we have to start somewhere. if you have a small bankroll (read: wang) then stay at the low-limits until you get enough to go after the real honeys...yo

Zeno · #16 07-20-2004, 02:58 PM

Some great Ideas and Advice - keep it comming.

-Zeno

Sloats · #17 07-20-2004, 03:06 PM

Be sure to lift the skirt up first and confirm that it is in fact a woman.

You might need some utensils and a flashlight.... a miner's helmet in fact.

ZeeJustin · #18 07-20-2004, 03:49 PM

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Be sure to lift the skirt up first and confirm that it is in fact a woman.

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This is way too picky.

Zeno · #19 07-20-2004, 04:31 PM

I took some notes. I got to run for now. Reno is calling. Maybe if there is a web cafe in Reno and I have time, I can check up later.

If I survive, I'll post the 'results'. Probably next Monday.

-Zeno

tolbiny · #20 07-20-2004, 04:59 PM

this is a little complex, and requires your own hotel room that you can set up before hand...

1. You have to be on bottom to gain the real experience, it is a must, and you will thank me later for this my friend (even if its only by blinking you eyes in morse code from the hospital bed).

2. Tie a whole baked chicken to the ceiling, tie other end up rope holding chicken to your wrist.

3. let the *ahem* lady in.

4. intermitantly weep like a baby/find religion.

5. at the moment of climax the bed will shatter, dropping your body 18" closer to the ground... this is where the chicken comes in... it will be pulled from the ceiling, and the *ahem* lady will jump off of you after it, saving you from suffocation.

6. Rinse, heal, repeat