Sexquest
 

I'll be leaving for Reno soon. I plan on having sex with a 6'5" 300 lb redheaded woman, or a 5’ 6” 300 lb blonde woman, whichever is more readily available. I may need to bring supplies, so, beside the obvious protection gizmos; I wanted to solicit any suggestions from the knowledgeable folks here about possible accessories that may prove useful. After all, I want to be fully prepared. Any quest must be entered into with the eyes wide open. Note that I am a small-framed man of about 145 lbs. So this may be a minus EV proposition.

I may also get in a few rounds of NL Hold'em. Thus, making this a legitimate post for this forum.

I'll check in tomorrow for any advice before I leave.

Thanks in advance.

-Zeno

Re: Sexquest
 

It sounds like a paper bag would be a valuable item to have in your quest [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: Sexquest
 

Your situation is much more +EV if you select the 6'5" 300 lb redheaded woman.

Do you understand why?

Re: Sexquest
 

This is definitely -EV imo.....

One recommendation would be alcohol.... LOTS of alcohol.

Sly

Re: Sexquest
 

Just remember:

Fire above, fire below, and a burning sensation for the rest of your goddamned life.

Re: Sexquest
 

Rent a crane and have a snorkel handy.

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Just do what us whalers do: Slap it hard and just ride the waves in!

Re: Sexquest
 

bring a large firm pillow to place under her hips to help you get a good angle of approach.

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Just relax and go with it. I remember the first time I paid for sex, too.

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Your situation is much more +EV if you select the 6'5" 300 lb redheaded woman.

Do you understand why?

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Yes, and it's not close.