Favorite Lines at the poker table, part 2

[theghost]

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Home game, pot limit Omaha, bet-call on the river. Player A flips his hand and shows a full-house. Player B pauses and in his Roy Scheider impression simply says "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

I love that movie...

ELSapo

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sweet

[sfer]

Have you been going to BPC much? Are then getting that rotation game off the ground?

[Nick_Foxx]

didn't read part 1 but my favorite poker line i hear all the time is "u just keep doin' that buddy" (or some variation thereof)

i try to put myself in situations where people will say that to me but it's hard to catch runner-runner all the time

mike

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Player B pauses and in his Roy Scheider impression simply says "You're gonna need a bigger boat."


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This is damn funny.

NT

[JTrout]

I've posted this before, but I'll repeat it since it's still my favorite line heard at a poker table.

4-8 at the Grand, Tunica.

College kid, that I believe must have been hyped up on steroids, is on tilt. Fumes awhile. Makes an ass of himself.

He gets check-raised by an Asian man, and goes nuts. He threatens the man. The floor is called. He's asked to leave the table.

As he's leaving, he bumps into a different fellow at the end of the table. A quiet, stern,farmer-looking older man.
When he bumps this farmer-fellow, he says something smart/threatening to him.
The farmer-fellow stands up, face-to-face, and tells the steroid punk,
"Boy, don't make me kill again."

The steroid punk left immediately.

[Evan]

That was my first time there and they only had the NL game. If your talking about the 2-4 HOS (which I think is the onyl one they mention), I haven't heard of it being run, but I would really like to play in it if they ever do. Maybe we can get some interest going for it.

[Tilty McTilterson]

Commerce NL $100 ring, showing down quad 5s:

"I've got two pair, 5s and 5s."

Another line that I love that I got from a thread I read here a few months ago is for when you have the 2nd nuts:

"I've got the taint."
"What's the taint?"
"It's just below the nuts."

Whoever came up with "taint" is a genius.

[afs]

i've only played there once, but the ONLY game anyone had any interest in was the 1/2 nlhe. this's from 7pm-1am on a saturday night ... maybe they're attracting more people now, but there was no way in hell the h.o.s game was gon start five or six weeks ago ...

[afs]

... you win.

[Evan]

FWIW the NL game at BPC was even softer than the one at NYPC. I don't like to play nl much but this game was an exception.
Hope no one minds that I've gotten off the topic of the tread.