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Funny 3 Billion hands
***** Hand History for Game 3000000001 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Mon Nov 07 22:51:30 EST 2005 Table Table 66344 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button Total number of players : 10 Seat 1: Gordz ( $23.65) Seat 2: MKINGM1 ( $20.60) Seat 3: BrownStreak_ ( $10.44) Seat 4: glogman ( $10.38) Seat 5: mastermagnum ( $16.30) Seat 6: Zvonk ( $33.90) Seat 7: paydirtwkdrt ( $32.90) Seat 8: AndrewV ( $28.30) Seat 9: El_Asswipo ( $20) Seat 10: travis_h2001 ( $42.04) AndrewV posts small blind (0.10) travis_h2001 posts big blind (0.25) ** Dealing down cards ** Gordz folds. MKINGM1 folds. BrownStreak_ folds. glogman: OMG 3000000001 glogman folds. mastermagnum folds. Zvonk calls (0.25) BrownStreak_: i see it paydirtwkdrt folds. AndrewV calls (0.15) travis_h2001 checks. ** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8h, Tc, Kc ] AndrewV checks. travis_h2001 checks. glogman: whoever took an extra millisecond last hand, you suck Zvonk: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk Gordz: geez Zvonk checks. ** Dealing Turn ** : [ 7c ] AndrewV bets (0.25) travis_h2001 folds. paydirtwkdrt: that sucks Zvonk folds. ** Summary ** Main Pot: $1 | Rake: $0 Board: [ 8h Tc Kc 7c ] ***** Hand History for Game 3000000002 ***** 0.50/1 Texas Hold'em Game Table (Limit) - Mon Nov 07 22:51:30 EST 2005 Table Table 65132 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 6 is the button Total number of players : 6 Seat 1: dkcaldwell ( $15.45) Seat 2: a1235a ( $10) Seat 3: bigopimp111 ( $27) Seat 4: Tumblestone ( $20.75) Seat 5: rstonier6 ( $17) Seat 6: KingMedicine ( $23.25) dkcaldwell posts small blind (0.25) a1235a posts big blind (0.50) ** Dealing down cards ** dkcaldwell: nooooooooooooo bigopimp111: dude that was close bigopimp111 did not respond in time. bigopimp111 folds. Tumblestone calls (0.50) rstonier6 folds. KingMedicine folds. dkcaldwell folds. a1235a checks. ** Dealing Flop ** : [ 6h, 7h, Td ] a1235a checks. Tumblestone checks. ** Dealing Turn ** : [ Ah ] a1235a checks. Tumblestone bets (1) Tumblestone: VERY a1235a folds. KingMedicine: thats so wrong ** Summary ** Main Pot: $2.25 | Rake: $0 Board: [ 6h 7h Td Ah ] |
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Re: Funny 3 Billion hands
this is like "behind the music" lol
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Re: Funny 3 Billion hands
i think is is a forgery. those people took it waaaaayy too well
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I played the 3,000,000,002 (dkcaldwell) and was stunned by my table.I don't think half of them even realized how close we were.I still pissed.
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this is like "behind the music" lol [/ QUOTE ] how? |
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So you can type [censored] as long as you add extra k's at the end. Strange.
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Re: Funny 3 Billion hands
***** Hand History for Game 2999999999 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Mon Nov 07 22:51:30 EST 2005 Table Table 65155 (No DP) (Real Money) -- Seat 5 is the button Total number of players : 10 Seat 1: TooManyNuts ( $11.25) Seat 2: WideBill333 ( $25.70) Seat 3: NPike ( $14) Seat 4: mygrassisblu ( $17.45) Seat 5: Smeger ( $23.50) Seat 6: fan0011 ( $11.75) Seat 7: SGriff1317 ( $17.95) Seat 8: zojirushi ( $31.90) Seat 9: klm90503 ( $23.25) Seat 10: bertnypi89 ( $51.80) fan0011 posts small blind (0.10) SGriff1317 posts big blind (0.25) ** Dealing down cards ** zojirushi folds. klm90503 calls (0.25) bertnypi89 folds. TooManyNuts calls (0.25) WideBill333 folds. klm90503: we missed it by 1 hand ugggggggggggg bertnypi89: by 1 fucckingg hand NPike folds. mygrassisblu folds. Smeger folds. fan0011 folds. SGriff1317: we missed the 3 billionth hand by one SGriff1317 raises (0.25) to 0.50 klm90503 calls (0.25) TooManyNuts calls (0.25) ** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8h, 2s, Ac ] SGriff1317 checks. klm90503 checks. TooManyNuts bets (1.50) SGriff1317 folds. klm90503 folds. ** Summary ** Main Pot: $3.05 | Rake: $0.05 Board: [ 8h 2s Ac ] TooManyNuts balance $12.30, bet $2, collected $3.05, net +$1.05 |
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Re: Funny 3 Billion hands
I was dealt into 2999999997
Do not think I the hand won either. Oh well. |
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Re: Funny 3 Billion hands
I think this one is even funnier.
The first two guys folded preflop! Maybe they didn't realize what hand it was... ***** Hand History for Game 3000000000 ***** 0.50/1 Texas Hold'em Game Table (Limit) - Mon Nov 07 22:51:30 EST 2005 Table Table 73884 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the button Total number of players : 6 Seat 1: memyselfandu ( $41.67) Seat 2: rwilso01 ( $23.67) Seat 3: sharon45 ( $4.75) Seat 4: moegear123 ( $25) Seat 5: CrazySammy ( $7.25) Seat 6: EDOAKSTER ( $17.25) sharon45 posts small blind (0.25) moegear123 posts big blind (0.50) ** Dealing down cards ** CrazySammy folds. EDOAKSTER folds. memyselfandu calls (0.50) sharon45: we did it rwilso01 raises (1) to 1 moegear123: hell yes sharon45 calls (0.75) moegear123 raises (1) to 1.50 memyselfandu folds. rwilso01 raises (1) to 2 sharon45 calls (1) moegear123 calls (0.50) ** Dealing Flop ** : [ 9s, 2h, 2c ] sharon45 checks. moegear123 bets (0.50) rwilso01 raises (1) to 1 memyselfandu: funny not aware poker was a team sport.... lol sharon45 folds. moegear123 raises (1) to 1.50 rwilso01 calls (0.50) ** Dealing Turn ** : [ 6s ] moegear123 bets (1) rwilso01 calls (1) ** Dealing River ** : [ 3c ] moegear123 bets (1) rwilso01 calls (1) ** Summary ** Main Pot: $12.75 | Rake: $0.75 Board: [ 9s 2h 2c 6s 3c ] memyselfandu balance $41.17, lost $0.50 (folded) rwilso01 balance $18.17, lost $5.50 [ Ac Ks ] [ a pair of twos -- Ac,Ks,9s,2h,2c ] sharon45 balance $2.75, lost $2 (folded) moegear123 balance $32.25, bet $5.50, collected $12.75, net +$7.25 [ Td 2d ] [ three of a kind, twos -- Td,9s,2d,2h,2c ] CrazySammy balance $7.25, didn't bet (folded) EDOAKSTER balance $17.25, didn't bet (folded) |
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