I will never play on empire poker ever again. (Long read)

[benfranklin]

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I have better results at the $55 tables then I do the at $22 and $33 tables, mainly because there aren't as many donks drawing out on me.

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Phil? Is that you Phil? Come on Hellmuth, fess up. We know it's you, because you know how to spell "poker". [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[hemstock]

This thread is funny.
But the email to empire is the best part.

[UATrewqaz]

The fact you think your better hand is somehow morally and ethically entitled to win indicates you are not a real poker player.

[Unoriginalname]

I have still yet to see any "online poker is rigged!" whiner give any sort of rational reason WHY a poker site would be out to get you. Why the hell would they all of a sudden just let loose a doom switch on you for playing STTs?

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It takes absolutely no skill whatsoever to do well in those.


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why again are you complaining about not winning consistently there?

[krishanleong]

You've been here for quite some time
That's why I write this rhyme
You should know by now
Don't have a cow
That post wasn't worth a dime

If you're new then please resist
The urge to make posts like this
You'll need to read
Or else you'll bleed
Your chips cuz you're the fish

Either way I must implore
If you're unable to make a score
Please end this thread
Just go and spread
Your legs and bonus whore

Just practicing if any HUSHers read this.

Krishan

If luck weren't a factor, you would probably win every hand

news flash: you arent really a winning player

[Baulucky]

You can't win. You can't breakeven. You can't stop playing.

[ripped]

I agree..you should quit and leave the easy money for the rest of us..

That being said I had a 13 game OOTM streak today.

I'd like to know how many total sng's you have played. I went through 2 months of losing at the sng's and found out it was because of MY play. Now Im back cleaning them up once again. Variance is a bitch.