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10-26-2005, 10:12 PM
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I Know Why Bay101 Sings
My chips leap
like tiddlywinks blood flowing, heart racing approaching my chair, quietly inhaling the scent of JA Sucker's armpits. But a man who raises aces is not a man but a boy bereft of genitalia, unlike my strapping Italian self he has yet to learn how giving me $5k for nothing in return will help his poker game. Calling a bet preflop with JTo getting 19:1 is but the play of a poor poker player Not I, not I. As I bleed chips into the molten felt I am approached by a man. I know him, we frolick through Muir Woods once a month. But here he says "STOP CHECKING AK IN THE BIG BLIND." I cannot stop I will not stop beating my winrate like the red headed boy The boy I long to be. The floorman sings my name is being called Eighty one-sixty. I rise in my moment in my glory I must spew chips across this grand casino. Posting my blind I catch a whiff a whiff of aces I get up and chuck my cards back into the muck before the dealer has dealt the button. I laugh but nobody else can fold a hand like me. 
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#4
10-26-2005, 10:32 PM
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Re: I Know Why Bay101 Sings
You started strong with the JA Sucker's arpit line, but it really fell apart after that.
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#10
10-27-2005, 02:48 AM
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Re: I Know Why Bay101 Sings
As a first post, I give this an A+. Obvious gimmick account that was used in a humorous way. Well done, sir!
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