What will your suicide note say?

[IQ89]

Poor Thompson. That's what happens when you don't get blown regularly.

My note wouldn't whine like Hunter's. I'd just leave instructions: I want to be cremated. Mom, change your will making Steve (that's my brother) the executor. etc...

[InchoateHand]

Survival of the fittest. <-------------Unfit.

Or, "Gotcha!"

Most probably,

"I'm writing this in the last moments of my life, they are trying to make it look set up, please catch and kill John G..............................fasjd;lfkajdsf;lads "

[Sightless]

mine would say

</life>

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

"Someone let my dog outside before he craps on the kitchen floor."

[spamuell]

"It was the only way to stop myself regressing to the mean."

I wonder if this is loaded?.......

[Drew16]

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Dunno about suicide note, but I want my gravestone to say:


Ladies under 30
Piss here
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V

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Gravestone : "Told you I was sick."

[TheCroShow]

It's better to burn out than fade away

[Vish]

What's the point of leaving a note? You're finished. Just do it.

[gorie]

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It's better to burn out than fade away

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so you're going to set yourself on fire ?