The Dumbest Girl I have Ever Seen

[mslif]

A few months ago, Howard Stern hosted Julie Cailini ('96 Playmate of the Year) and Stacey Sanchez ('97 Playmate of the Year) for a morning of sordid joviality. The ladies, who were promoting their latest calendars, answered ten questions from Howard, ostensibly to demonstrate how important it is for them as role models for young women to stay up on current affairs. The ladies' answers were amusing (and a bit sad), but it did prove that you don't have to be a neurosurgeon to earn a pile of cash.

Question 1: Who is the President of Russia?
Julie: Gorbachev
Stacey: Gretzky
(Answer: Boris Yeltsin)


Question 2: Define the meaning of NAACP.
Julie: Something, something, for Certified Pianists
Stacey: It's some kind of police organization.
(Answer: National Association for the Advancement of Colored People)


Question 3: Who was the inventor of the lightbulb?
Julie: I know Edison invented the telephone, but I can't remember the lightbulb guy.
Stacey: I don't know.
(Answer: Thomas A. Edison. Alexander Graham Bell was the phone guy!)


Question 4: Who is the Speaker of the House?
Julie: Gore something-or-other.
Stacey: Bill Clinton.
(Answer: Newt Gingrich. For the benefit of international members of the market, Al "Gore" is the U.S. Vice President, "Bill Clinton" is our president.)


Question 5: Define the meaning of the letters CIA.
Julie: I don't know.
Stacey: Certified Investigation Association.
(Answer: Central Intelligence Agency)


Question 6: What is the center of our solar system?
Julie: The Equator
Stacey: The Moon
(Answer: The Sun)


Changing his tack to create better odds for the girls, Howard switched to what he termed "industry related" questions:


Question 7: What do the initials "DK" stand for?
Answer: Both knew it was fashion designer "Donna Karan."


Question 8: What is "Cristal?"
Answer: Both knew it was an elite champagne.


Question 9: What car company has a model known as a "911?"
Answer: Both knew it was Porsche.


Question 10: Whose face is on the (U.S.) $100 bill?
Answer: Both knew it was Ben Franklin.

[touchfaith]

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Stacey: Gretzky

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When I stop laughing, I'll be able to read the rest [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

"That's gold Jerry GOLD!" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


edits...Gotta love how they each nail anything to do with material items/money.

[HopeydaFish]

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Stacey: Gretzky

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When I stop laughing, I'll be able to read the rest [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

"That's gold Jerry GOLD!" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


edits...Gotta love how they each nail anything to do with material items/money.

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That was my point in my previous post. These girls are just ignorant of the larger world around them. They're quite knowledgeable when it comes to things that are important to them personally.

This still makes them stupid, of course...but it's not like they're mentally challenged.

[TheMainEvent]

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One time, they actually did an entire show of just asking people one question, "How many states are there in the United States?"


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Just as an aside, isn't the phrase "lower 48" kind of stupid given that it excludes the southernmost state in the union?

[fingokra]

only getting 2/30 on multiple choice may be proof of negative knowledge

[Pyromaniac]

This thread reminds me of a Helmut Newton story from a while back.

here, I found it:

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Photographer Helmut Newton, famed for his portraits of beautiful naked women, said Wednesday he had met far too many stupid models in his career.
Newton, 82, has courted controversy with his portrayals of sexual violence, sado-masochism and fetishism. But the renowned photographer told Germany's Stern magazine that working with beautiful women had often been boring and tiresome.

"Either they are so dumb that they can only sit there silently staring straight ahead with vacant looks on their faces, or they get on my nerves because they can't stop blabbering," said Newton, an Australian who lives in Berlin.

"And then there are those who believe they have to talk about important issues," he added. "Those are the worst of all."



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full story 2002

[tbach24]

I just asked the kid who inspired this account if he knew what a decade was.

tbach24: do you knwo what a decade is?
seansolo: what do you mean by that
tbach24: like, what is a decade
seansolo: why are you asking?
tbach24: please answer the question
seansolo: i don't have to tell you

He used to take the same approach in school when someone would ask him a question he didn't know. Since I was on the computer during my free periods at school a lot, sometimes I would be in his math class as well. Almost word for word, he used the same approach when asked "four minus two"

I'm such a jackass

[WEASEL45]

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Just as an aside, isn't the phrase "lower 48" kind of stupid given that it excludes the southernmost state in the union?

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Which states does it exclude? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[jakethebake]

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I just asked the kid who inspired this account if he knew what a decade was.

tbach24: do you knwo what a decade is?
seansolo: what do you mean by that
tbach24: like, what is a decade
seansolo: why are you asking?
tbach24: please answer the question
seansolo: i don't have to tell you

He used to take the same approach in school when someone would ask him a question he didn't know. Since I was on the computer during my free periods at school a lot, sometimes I would be in his math class as well. Almost word for word, he used the same approach when asked "four minus two"

I'm such a jackass

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Dear God, tbach!!! I laughed so hard at this my co-worker is just staring at me like I'm a maniac. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Voltron87]

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Question 7: What do the initials "DK" stand for?
Answer: Both knew it was fashion designer "Donna Karan."


Question 8: What is "Cristal?"
Answer: Both knew it was an elite champagne.


Question 9: What car company has a model known as a "911?"
Answer: Both knew it was Porsche.


Question 10: Whose face is on the (U.S.) $100 bill?
Answer: Both knew it was Ben Franklin.

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this is hilarious.