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#61
08-18-2005, 07:30 PM
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Three kindergarten students (Tommy, Sally, and Tyrone) came in from recess for snack time. The teacher said that if each student could answer her questions, they could have a cookie.
First she asked Tommy: "What did you do for recess?" Tommy: I played in the sandbox Teacher: Good, if you can spell "sand", you can have a cookie. Tommy: S-A-N-D Teacher: Great..now, Sally what did you do for recess? Sally: I played in the sandbox with Tommy Teacher: Well, if you can spell "box", you can have a cookie. Sally: B-O-X Teacher: Very good...now Tyrone, what did you do for recess? Tyrone: Well, I wanted to play in the sandbox, but Tommy and Sally wouldn't let me. Teacher: Awww, that's too bad. It sounds like you just experienced blatant racial discrimination. Now if you can spell "blatant racial discrimination"....... 
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#62
08-18-2005, 07:46 PM
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An old family doc once taught me the best way to handle a patient trying to pass out on you during a procedure is to tell really bad jokes. Great advice. So far the most effective has been:
What did the snail say when it was riding on the back of the turtle? Wheeeeeeee!!!
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#63
08-18-2005, 08:34 PM
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This thread needs more dead-baby jokes.
What's the difference between a dumptruck full of bowling balls, and a dumptruck full of dead babies? <font color="white"> </font> You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!
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#64
08-18-2005, 08:57 PM
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This couple had an excellent relationship going until one day he came home from work to find his girlfriend packing. He asked her why she was leaving him and she told him that she had heard awful things about him.
"What could they possibly have said to make you move out?" "They told me that you were a pedophile." He replied, "That's an awfully big word for a ten year old."
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#65
08-18-2005, 08:58 PM
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How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ear?
He answered the stapler.
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#67
08-18-2005, 09:07 PM
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ok, some of these are damn funny, and I'm a bad person already so I might as well tell a few. I didn't think these up, nor do I normally tell them in public...
what's the best part about having sex with twentyone year olds? There's twenty of them. How do you fit a million Jewish people in a Jetta? two in the front, two in the back and the rest in the ashtray a guy walks up to a group of people at a Holocaust memorial, he says "wow, I'm really thankful for this place and you people who are honoring those people killed in the holocaust. you know, my grandfather died in a concentration camp. yeah, he fell off a guard tower"
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#68
08-18-2005, 09:13 PM
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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose themselves a trailer. [/ QUOTE ] I heard a version of this joke...What do a woman and a tornado have in common? They both scream when they're coming, and take the house when they leave.
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#70
08-18-2005, 09:40 PM
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An elephant is walking through the jungle when he falls into a very large hole. The hole is so large that try as he might, the elephant is unable to climb out. Desparate, he shouts for help. Luckily, a mouse passing by stops and says, "Hang around, I'll get something to drag you out with" and leaves. A little while later the mouse returns driving a red Ferrari with a rope tied to the bumper bar, and he drags the elephant out of the hole. The elephant thanks him greatly and they part ways.
A few days later, the mouse is strolling through the jungle when all of a sudden, he falls into a hole. He cries for help, and how lucky -- the same elephant he helped earlier is within earshot! The elephant greets him, and immediately stands by the hole, squatting over it, lowers his large elephant penis so the mouse can grab it and lift himself out of the hole. The mouse thanks him greatly, and they part as good friends, forever. The moral of this story? If you have a big dick, you don't need a red Ferrari.
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