Embarrassing sexual incidents

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Just shut up, both of you.

NT

[Yeti]

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Just shut up, both of you.


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I had sex with rollingdirty's mom and he caught us - very embarassing

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Ask 1/2 how his girlfriend left him for the bus boy at our local bar. He caught her and everything. THE BUS BOY.

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Oh really - What about the love of your life Rollingdirty? you know andi. remember that we found out she used to blow the 300 lb samoan bartender at our other local bar??

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THE BUS BOY. there is nothing you can comeback with.

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Don't think i forgot about the fat girl with the tatoo of the state of texas on her back.

TATOO OF TEXAS ON HER BACK.

I reraise.

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What about the one arm girl you slept with at the same bar. OH YEA THE BUS BOY.

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you can't do that. you and your old roomate tag teamed that poor handicapped girl. you knew i was bringing that one to the forum so you say i did it. you can't pull the old switch on me.

You tagged teamed a ONE ARMED GIRL rolling. Tattoo of texas on her back.

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they seem like the same person.

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I'm greatly enjoying the exchange between you two [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img])

Anyways, nothing major I guess, but we didnt think anybody was home and my GF's mom walked in on her giving me a HJ on the family couch. Whoops...

we are roomates idiot. how do you think we know all the ugly girls we have [censored].

stupid

[kyro]

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we are roomates idiot. how do you think we know all the ugly girls we have [censored].

stupid

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you know what's awesome. talking to each other via a poker message board instead of talking in person. Because everyone here gives a rat's ass about your incredibly unfunny stories.

please stop posting. thanks!

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[Matty]

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more funny than embarrassing but hotel carpet can be kinda slick on bare knees and I slipped once and totally bit it face first.

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[kyro]

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more funny than embarrassing but hotel carpet can be kinda slick on bare knees and I slipped once and totally bit it face first.

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decent.