Not Cumming During Sex - Page 8

nothumb · #71 07-08-2005, 10:40 AM

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just finish within the first 5 minutes where it still feels good like most guys do.

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So true...then once or twice a week give her a kidney-bruiser.

Or, you could just close your eyes and think about pre-teen Thai boys. I have a feeling it might help.

NT

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So witty, what about this ???

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Are you trying to make me feel guilty or something? Go build a time machine.

NT

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I thought you were a cool guy because you worked with retards and alot of your posts were funny, but now alot of your posts seem to revolve around child-sex. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Its a little discomforting...

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1. I don't work with retards

2. I don't think this is true

NT

nothumb · #72 07-08-2005, 10:42 AM

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Have her blow you when you're tired of f'ing.

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while youre eating some cereal

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and watching the world poker tour

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on the toilet.

Blumpie!

NT

dr. klopek · #73 07-08-2005, 11:38 AM

Lay off the whiskey.

klagett · #74 07-08-2005, 11:40 AM

OP do you smoke?

MoreWineII · #75 07-08-2005, 11:52 AM

Date a fat girl, they have tighter vaginas. Or encourage your girlfriend to become fat.

celaeno · #76 07-08-2005, 10:52 PM

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Are you sure she isn't secretly slipping you "climax-control" condoms? One girl did that to me... dick goes numb after a few minutes.

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This implies that in your previous encounters she was unsatisfied with your performance. Hope you got that problem all worked out now.

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Mhm, I was the girl in question. I hope he got that worked out, too. Haha.

raisethatmofo · #77 07-08-2005, 10:57 PM

Another girl visitor ? Awesome.

StacysMom · #78 07-08-2005, 11:13 PM

TO OP, UR not alone on this one. COndoms kill approximately 75% of the physical pleasure for me. Its important if one must be used, that you focus on other aspects of the experience. Alot more foreplay and endplay.

Benal · #79 07-08-2005, 11:32 PM

Try these if you havent already.

http://www.condomave.com/kimono-micr...ondoms-12.html

celaeno · #80 07-08-2005, 11:47 PM

An infrequent visitor, but yes. I just happened along that post and remembered that story--it was so funny. He wasn't even really bad, but it was like our 3rd time of having sex or something and I'd bought one of those variety boxes of condoms. So, we're at my dorm room and I give him one of those.
"What's this stuff?"
"Well... I guess it's lubricant."
"On the inside?"
"Sure, why not?"

... Like, an hour later, he's going at it hard and I just bust out laughing.
"What?"
"That was one of those climax-control condoms."
"You bitch."

Hahahahahah. Don't feel bad, Kurosh, I was kinda sore the next day. But I thought it was funny as hell. I'm done trolling now. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]