How much to tip the delivery guy?

[diddle]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Say you order chinese or a pizza. The bill comes out to $10.83. Do you seriously give the guy a $20 and wait for him to fumble through his pockets, and give you $9.17 in change?

[/ QUOTE ]
[censored]. I knew there'd be one more. Revision 2:

waiter
bellboy
valet
taxi
barber
pizza delivery guy

THAT'S IT

[/ QUOTE ]

I suppose you make your own drinks when you go out as well.

[/ QUOTE ]
[censored]!

waiter
bellboy
valet
taxi
barber
pizza delivery guy
bartender

That's it. For real now.

[/ QUOTE ]

You must not be a popular customer at strip clubs.