Favorite original (or semi-original) sayings

[Amid Cent]

When you win or get something for free, especially when it's a very small amount... "It's better than a kick in the head"

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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When you win or get something for free, especially when it's a very small amount... "It's better than a kick in the head"

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"Better than a kick in the ___" is not original and it's not yours.

Also, I proclaim myself to be the official OOT Sayings Czar.