Step Highers -- Where did they go?

[citanul]

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Hey citanul, my ROI after my first 10 tournaments is 160 %, should I quit my job and go pro?

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Hey, if eight people go all in and I'm holding AA should I fold PF or not?

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har-dee-har-har guys. <font color="white">it ain't nice to mess with the drunk guy</font>

and yes, grand slam = 1, 1, 1, 1. i don't know who coined it. strangely(?) it was my first one intraday. pretty sad.

citanul

[citanul]

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Hey citanul, my ROI after my first 10 tournaments is 160 %, should I quit my job and go pro?

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How do you calculate ROI?

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i swear to god my eyes just started bleeding.

citanul

[GoldenHorde]

Well I have no understanding of bubble and am losing money but I would like to spend a couple days discussing this situation which could seriously affect my ROI....

Blinds 100/200

I'm in the BB with AA and 500 chips every other player has 2500 and has gone all in whats my move?

[citanul]

no, wait, bleeding stopping, this is quickly turning into my favorite thread of all time. perhaps we could keep it stickied, so people can understand that these questions only cause brain hemmorhages, nothing better.

citanul

[adanthar]

Is posting while drunk with your girlfriend who probably wants sex in the room more -EV than raptor doubling down on 13?

stay tuned [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

edit: Hey I have a big pair on the bubble but the big stack pushed all in should I fold it?

[LeVoodoo]

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i swear to god my eyes just started bleeding.

citanul

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I win.

[GoldenHorde]

Is there a name for 10-10-10-10 I managed to pull that lovely feat once when I was angry drunk and playing $5+1's to blow off steam.

[adanthar]

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Is there a name for 10-10-10-10 I managed to pull that lovely feat once when I was angry drunk and playing $5+1's to blow off steam.

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Quadruple high dive?

[citanul]

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Is posting while drunk with your girlfriend who probably wants sex in the room more -EV than raptor doubling down on 13?

stay tuned [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

edit: Hey I have a big pair on the bubble but the big stack pushed all in should I fold it?

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dude, she's out cold. lamer still, even though it's her birthday in 40 minutes, if i woke her for sex even then, she'd probably kill/castrate me.

citanul

edit: one day i'll buy this adanthar guy a beer.

[citanul]

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Is there a name for 10-10-10-10 I managed to pull that lovely feat once when I was angry drunk and playing $5+1's to blow off steam.

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i think we can all agree to call that the "joe torre" for the only man to bat into 4 double plays in the same game. (unless that has recently been done again.)

citanul