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Re: Worst beverage container to urinate in
so you don't use crazy straws?
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#32
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Capri Sun [/ QUOTE ] I'm impressed someone came up with the correct answer so quickly. We hadn't considered the valve sport bottles, but I think you can rip the tops off of those. Hmmmm.... Now I'm thinking maybe the scissors comment was a tipoff. Nice work nonetheless. |
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I've only read 4 replies and this is the funniest thing I've read all day.
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easy. a juice box.
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[ QUOTE ] Capri Sun [/ QUOTE ] I'm impressed someone came up with the correct answer so quickly. We hadn't considered the valve sport bottles, but I think you can rip the tops off of those. Hmmmm.... Now I'm thinking maybe the scissors comment was a tipoff. Nice work nonetheless. [/ QUOTE ] Haha, I didn't realize that you actually had a specific answer in mind. I thought you were just leaving it open to see what we could come up with. I wasn't thinking about it at the time, but in grade school I used to bring a frozen capri sun to school and then cut the top off like halfway through the day when it was partially melted. So maybe the scissors thing caused me to make the connection subconsciously. |
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The correct answer is the Holy Grail. I imagine peeing in this thing would guarantee life in hell.
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Well, leaving out the suicidal things, like a test tube full of acid or something with sharp metal edges or such:
A regular 40-ouncer beer bottle. The opening is really small, the bottle is slick and hard to get much of a grip on when you're holding it down by your pecker. Some kind of spray or splash is almost inevitable, and that makes it even harder to hold as it gets slippery and heavier at the same time. Easiest? A gallon water jug. Decent size opening and a handle, and weighs nothing. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Let's say you drink a beverage, then have to urinate back into that container. You have no scissors or other such tools. What is the worst beverage container for this purpose? [/ QUOTE ] Tabasco bottle. [/ QUOTE ] Since when does Tabasco sauce fall into the beverage category? Sure some people drink it as bet or whatever but last time I checked it wasnt a beverage that you would be driking on your way home from Tahoe. [/ QUOTE ] Main Entry: sar·casm Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m Function: noun Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut 1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain <tired of continual sarcasms> 2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm <this is no time to indulge in sarcasm> [/ QUOTE ] Your reply was not sharp, satirical, ironic, or witty, so this definition does not apply. |
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I just finished brushing my teeth and it got me to thinking that it would be difficult to pee into a spent tube of toothpaste.
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I just finished brushing my teeth and it got me to thinking that it would be difficult to pee into a spent tube of toothpaste. [/ QUOTE ] Difficult, yes...a beverage container...no! |
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