Favorite Simpsons Quote

[kerssens]

I like the Flying Hellfish episode when Mr Burns crashes through the wall to get the key. When he's leaving he accidentally crashes into Lisa's room.

Burns: "go back to sleep little girl"
Lisa: "Santa?"

[cold_cash]

I'm not sure how this went exactly, but it was something like this:

After Homer picks all the flowers out of Flanders' flower bed.

Flanders: Homer, I can understand you picking all my flowers, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow here again?

Homer: Hehe....yeah.

[DcifrThs]

Homer to marge: "going to moes, see flanders, later sex."

Operator to homer after his hand is too fat to hit the keys on the phone to dial the nuclear plant : "deee deee deee: the fingers you are using are to fat. to order a dialing wand, please mash the keypad now."

Homer to lisa about not eating meat: "so you mean youre never going to eat bacon again?"
Lisa : "no"
Homer: "how about pork, or sausage?"
Lisa: "dad, those all come from the same animal."
Homer: "riiiiiight lisa, a maaaaaaaagical animal."

theres a billion m ore but those i remember right off the top.

-Barron

[CallMeIshmael]

Marge: I try to be supportive, but this has gone too far! Please, just
let it be?

Homer: No, I can't. This is my cause. I'm like the man who
singlehandedly built the rocket and went to the moon. What was
his name? Apollo Creed?

[Gamblor]

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In addition,
Homer: Kids we must stop the moster that has enslaved your mother, I call him "Gamblor".

Cody

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bingo.

[Stuey]

Crusty shows Bart a list of words the FCC won't let him say on tv.

Bart: I never even heard of #9.

Crusty: It's doing 13 while she is 11ing your 5.

[mason55]

Chalmers: Seymour!
Skinner: Superintendent; I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on
the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Skinner: Uh, oh, that isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed
clams we're having. [rubs stomach] Mmm -- steamed clams.

Either Chalmers is satisfied with this explanation, or decides not
to pursue the matter further. In any case, he goes back to the
dining room. Skinner jumps out the window and runs over to the
Krusty Burger after Chalmers leaves.

A few minutes later, Skinner makes an entrance the dining room
carrying a big platter of Krusty Burgers.

Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.
Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?
Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.
Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."
Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.
Chalmers: I see.
Chalmers suspends his disbelief long enough to enjoy some of
Skinner's steamed hams.
Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.
Chalmers: For steamed hams.
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. [shows Skinner the grill marks]
Skinner: Uh ... you know ... one thing I sh-- ... 'scuse me for one second.
Chalmers: Of course.
Skinner retires to the kitchen for a second. When he walks back into the dining room, we can see that the entire kitchen is in flames.
Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: Oh, erm... No.
Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights.
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham.
Agnes: Help! Help!

[Tyler Durden]

I like when Superintendent Chalmers shows up and Ralph calls him SuperNintendo Chalmers.

Also when Homer is talking about the movie Speed and he says something like "there was this bus that was going so fast and it had a bomb and if it didn't maintain its speed the bomb would explode! i think it was called "the bus that couldn't slow down"

[MrOnizuka]

Best Ralph line- "Hi Lisa. Hi Super-Nintendo Chalmers"

Best Homer line(s) "Must kill Moe...WEEEEEEEEEEEE...Must kill Moe...WEEEEEEEEE"

Or from the best episode ever, the monorail one"
Marge: Theres a man here to help you, Homer
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No!, He's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.

[gaming_mouse]

Principal Skinner: Mr. Burns, what is the secret to your success?
Mr. Burns: Family, religion, friends... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

Agent 1: We're from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. This is a surprise test of worker competence.
Burns: There must be some mistake. We, er, we make cookies here: Mr.Burns' Olde-Fashioned Good-Time Extra-Chewy --