girls hate dating online players...

[highfidelity]

this is poker theory discussion how? if she's that uptight about gambling how are you getting laid anyway?

[2ndGoat]

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Do what I did, explain, cajole, argue, debate, disscuss etc.

Then when you get truly frustrated take 2 weeks away from the game, teach her to play, get her hooked, then open up an online account for her, then let life continue as it should. Offcourse mine still yells at me, threatens to leave and finds fault -- but not with my playing poker online!

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You left out the part about signing her up under your affiliate banner.

2nd

[AdvancedPlaya]

Whoa. Ridiculous. How about, no, no, this may be too extreme, but, no,...well. Ok, I will try. Assuming you are not professional at poker, you could always, well, darn, no...too much for you maybe. Ok, let me try again. Maybe you could prioritize getting laid over sitting on your computer for "27yrs/hour" which I will assume you meant hrs. not yrs. But, I dunno, its a hard decision...sitting down looking at a screen, or get laid? Dang! So difficult! BTW, this doesn't fit here, this is "Poker Theory", not "life conflicting with poker discussion".

[blatz]

Whatever...getting laid aint that difficult, I sweat letting the lunkhead who capped the turn with middle pair escaping with my money again.

[lil feller]

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Dump her and use your winnings to finance some hookers


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Hookers are -EV.

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So are Girlfriends.

lf

[Kevin K.]

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BTW, this doesn't fit here, this is "Poker Theory", not "life conflicting with poker discussion".

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So now you're the forum police. Sweet.

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[Blarg]

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Use your money to buy her a boob job. But pay off the doc to only do the left one. When she wakes up, tell her if she goes a year without opening her fat trap, you'll get her the right one.

-Durka

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There we go!