Money Question

[tolbiny]

70 transcpripts of Nightline. Wohoo!!!

[Matt Flynn]

definitely go shoot some skeet or trap. and go plinking. i LOVE plugging refridgerators. ("...I shot six holes in my freezer / I think I got cabin fever..." and of course "Go to hell Henry" for those of you who have read latter-day Edward Abbey). although dishwashers make much better noises. if you open the door you can shoot at the float valve. hit that right and you really know it. go with .22 or .38 or 9mm so you can shoot by the pound.

get a bottle of absinthe. tell me how it is.

buy a rat to feed to a boa constrictor.

go snorkeling for lobster. try to get one with your bare hands.

buy a really, really good office chair.

get your wife flowers five or six times at random moments.

get an oil change. it's kinda like teabagging only more fun.

buy a whole bunch of teddy bears and donate them to an orphanage.

buy a whole bunch of books and donate them to the county pediatric clinic.

go into a bookstore with a $100 bill and don't come out until you've read your way through it.

get a thick down comforter. and a heated waterbed. sleep well, live well.

and get an ergonomic mouse.

have fun -

matt

[wacki]

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go with .22 or .38 or 9mm so you can shoot by the pound.

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I bought 1,000 rounds of .308 army surplus for $100.

Army surplus is great for plinking.

[andyfox]

Buying me dinner when you come to L.A.

[Ed I]

Spend it on a fishing trip. Someplace you've always wanted to fish.

[Zeno]

Guns are not stupid, Brusier. But let's put that aside.

Books and a Massage are good ideas. Under consideration.

Your world travelling went well I hope.

-Zeno

[Zeno]

What ever happened to SPM? Just locating may take the entire wad.

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Retire off the whack.

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SPM would probably end up getting whacked in Colma. Easy disposal area in the vicinity also, open ground as far as you can see. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

-Zeno

[Zeno]

Taking all under advisement. Great post and thanks Mr. Sucker. Rarely do you disapoint with a response.

Some form of gun is definitely in the mix for the this little windfall of cash.

Also, I love Cabernet.


-Zeno

[wacki]

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Retire off the whack.

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Ok, I've heard "whack the pack", which means cut the cards, but I've never heard it used in this manner.

[Zeno]

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Light it on fire.


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I can, unfortunately, recall some short-handed Pot-limit Omaha Hi games were my money flamed out very quickly - and where I wish I had set my money on fire, less wasted time. And you can't buy back time, though many a fool has tried.

Saving is not an option. The world will end soon. Time to blow it all before the apocalypse descends and oblivion consumes us all.

-Zeno