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Old 02-17-2005, 04:15 PM
CCass CCass is offline
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Default Re: Someone stole my money, have a good idea who....

Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring
3 60 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime
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Old 02-17-2005, 05:58 PM
TimM TimM is offline
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Default Re: Someone stole my money, have a good idea who....

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Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring
3 60 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime

[/ QUOTE ]

How many of these younguns are going to know what this is from?

Pretty soon none of them will even know who Beavis is. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 02-17-2005, 06:15 PM
ClassicBob ClassicBob is offline
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Default Re: Someone stole my money, have a good idea who....

What's your going rate?

I'm looking for somewhere in the dirt cheap range.
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Old 02-17-2005, 06:19 PM
Messy Harry Messy Harry is offline
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Default Re: Someone stole my money, have a good idea who....

Set up a nanny-cam in your pants.
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Old 02-17-2005, 06:30 PM
gcoutu gcoutu is offline
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Default If you wrestled instead of playing basketball....

This wouldn't even be a discussion cause you would be able to whip his ass without problems, and he likely wouldn't have thought of taken your wallet because you were a stud.

Just my experience. Good luck with the deal.
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Old 02-17-2005, 06:59 PM
Joe826 Joe826 is offline
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Default Re: Someone stole my money, have a good idea who....

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you go around talking about how you won in poker last night or something. you put a bunch of shredded newspaper in your wallet, and you put it where you had it before. then you have someone chilling somewhere undetected, waiting for the thief to return.

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replace "shredded newspaper" with "anthrax" and i think this one is gold.
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Old 02-17-2005, 07:35 PM
thatpfunk thatpfunk is offline
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If you wrestled instead of playing basketball...
This wouldn't even be a discussion cause you would be able to whip his ass without problems, and he likely wouldn't have thought of taken your wallet because you were a stud.

Just my experience. Good luck with the deal.

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Uh... right. Ya I always hated how the wrestlers kept getting all the chicks and being badasses... Oh wait, no I don't because it never happened!

baskteball player>>>wrestler
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Old 02-17-2005, 09:12 PM
gcoutu gcoutu is offline
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Default Re: If you wrestled instead of playing basketball....

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
If you wrestled instead of playing basketball...
This wouldn't even be a discussion cause you would be able to whip his ass without problems, and he likely wouldn't have thought of taken your wallet because you were a stud.

Just my experience. Good luck with the deal.

[/ QUOTE ]

Uh... right. Ya I always hated how the wrestlers kept getting all the chicks and being badasses... Oh wait, no I don't because it never happened!

baskteball player>>>wrestler

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Really, I won state twice had the prom queen and the homecoming queen...how did you do in HS?

Thats all old [censored], but since you brought it up.
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Old 02-17-2005, 10:43 PM
The Armchair The Armchair is offline
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Default Re: Someone stole my money, have a good idea who....

Step 1) Inform coach and/or principal of the theft. Tell them that you want to catch the theif. DO NOT MAKE SPECIFIC ALLEGATIONS AGAINST ANYONE -- it'll just screw you. Make this about catching a theif and stopping the thefts, not about the person you suspect. Ask them if you can do Steps 2 and on.
Step 2) Write down serial numbers on bills in front of principal/coach.
Step 3) Do the whole "won a lot in poker thing."
Step 4) Leave wallet in unlocked locker.
Step 5) Wait until money is stolen.
Step 6) Watch as principal and coach search everyone on both teams for the missing bills.

Done. You catch the theif and you never accuse anyone w/o specific reason for doing so.
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Old 02-18-2005, 12:25 AM
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Default Re: Someone stole my money, have a good idea who....

I have a much better course of action:

1. Buy a venomous snake.
2. Place in gym bag.
3. Leave.
4.
5. Profit.
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