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#401
01-06-2005, 12:45 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
A few weeks back at Canterbury, I had folded nearly every hand for a few hours. Just awful cards. Waitress walked up to the table and the dealer asked (as he was dealing) if anybody wanted something. "Two good cards," was my obvious response. Look down to see Aces. Raised all the way through. Dragged a big pot because people thought I was bluffing. Tipped the waitress and the dealer. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#402
01-06-2005, 01:05 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
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I heard this one recently, The Lonely Man’s Hand KJo Say it fast if you dont get it. [/ QUOTE ] Hahahaha... we just recently started calling that "The Bachelor" |
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#403
01-06-2005, 03:01 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
I’ll spare you the minor details but basically I wind up going all-in pre-flop with K,K and get one caller who turns over 6,4o. My K,K holds up. His comment after the hand was "I thought you were bluffing". I couldn’t help but almost fall off my chair laughing when he said that. I replied, "You thought I was bluffing so you called me with 6,4o? What did you think I had that you could beat with that hand?". Needless to say he didn’t reply. I still get a kick out of that even today.
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#404
01-06-2005, 03:36 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
Dude, for the thousandth time, I put you on one of two hands:
4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] or K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Given the action, I had pot odds to call for the 50/50 shot, seeing as how I had outs on the latter and dominated in the former. Barron Vangor Toth www.BarronVangorToth.com (It Actually Wasn't Me) |
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#405
01-06-2005, 03:52 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
Howabout being in a standardly crazy 20-40 round by round game. Everyone is wasted giving everyone [censored]. Everyone in this game has cash so they still havin a good time even if they down 3k. Well a guy flopped the nuts and ended up winning the hand and then stood up wipped out his balls and smacked em on the table screaming "Flop these nutz bitch!".
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#406
01-06-2005, 04:42 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
LOL - almost fell off my chair again laughing so hard.
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#407
01-06-2005, 04:56 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
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Howabout being in a standardly crazy 20-40 round by round game. Everyone is wasted giving everyone [censored]. Everyone in this game has cash so they still havin a good time even if they down 3k. Well a guy flopped the nuts and ended up winning the hand and then stood up wipped out his balls and smacked em on the table screaming "Flop these nutz bitch!". [/ QUOTE ] This thread needs to die already. Look what you started, Milo! Half the stuff in this thread isn't even close to funny, with the VERY rare true standout... For shame... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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#409
01-06-2005, 06:46 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
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[ QUOTE ] I heard this one recently, The Lonely Man’s Hand KJo Say it fast if you dont get it. [/ QUOTE ] Hahahaha... we just recently started calling that "The Bachelor" [/ QUOTE ] wouldn't "The Married Man" be more accurate? |
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#410
01-06-2005, 08:02 PM
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Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
Last night 2/4 at the gardens. 6 limpers I complete with 8 10. Flop K J Q rainbow..turn brick...river A. I lead out guy in MP raises..I re-raise we go back and forth. Finally he just calls with Trip aces. MHIG..he says "well if you can't win with 3 aces what can you win with?"
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