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I'll be leaving for Reno soon. I plan on having sex with a 6'5" 300 lb redheaded woman, or a 5’ 6” 300 lb blonde woman, whichever is more readily available. I may need to bring supplies, so, beside the obvious protection gizmos; I wanted to solicit any suggestions from the knowledgeable folks here about possible accessories that may prove useful. After all, I want to be fully prepared. Any quest must be entered into with the eyes wide open. Note that I am a small-framed man of about 145 lbs. So this may be a minus EV proposition.
I may also get in a few rounds of NL Hold'em. Thus, making this a legitimate post for this forum. I'll check in tomorrow for any advice before I leave. Thanks in advance. -Zeno |
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It sounds like a paper bag would be a valuable item to have in your quest [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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It sounds like a paper bag would be a valuable item to have in your quest [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] If she is that bad looking, you might want a plastic bag in your arsenal as well |
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bring a second bag incase hers falls off
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Your situation is much more +EV if you select the 6'5" 300 lb redheaded woman.
Do you understand why? |
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Your situation is much more +EV if you select the 6'5" 300 lb redheaded woman. Do you understand why? [/ QUOTE ] Yes, and it's not close. |
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Could the "do you see why?" and "it's not close" posts please stop now.
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This is definitely -EV imo.....
One recommendation would be alcohol.... LOTS of alcohol. Sly |
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Just remember:
Fire above, fire below, and a burning sensation for the rest of your goddamned life. |
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Rent a crane and have a snorkel handy.
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