Know-it-alls
 

Why do know-it-alls always tell me how dumb I am or how bad I am at poker whenever I win a big pot? I come to have a good time and maybe win some money, but then I get called retarded. Not my idea of a good time... if I wanted to be called retarded I could just talk to my daughter.

Re: Know-it-alls
 

Were you wearing a helmet at the time?

Re: Know-it-alls
 

Countdown to someone calling you a retard: 3... 2... 1...

Re: Know-it-alls
 

You should just turn the chat off some people take the game way too serious to even consider listening to them.

Re: Know-it-alls
 

WARNING: EXTREMELY NON-PC POST. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A (in white): <font color="white"> Not being a ****ing retard. </font>

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WARNING: EXTREMELY NON-PC POST. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A (in white): <font color="white"> Not being a ****ing retard. </font>

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If anyone actually needed to highlight the text to know what the answer was then they are a <font color="white"> ****ing retard. </font>

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Were you wearing a helmet at the time?

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Or licking your monitor?