Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
 

If Letterman did a "Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer"; what would the entries be?


I start:


When you bust out, the game breaks.

Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
 

When your in the game - The floor people have to get more sign up lists from the backroom.

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When you walk in, the players draw straws to determine the rotation of calling everyone they know to tell them you're in the room..and have money.

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Your Name is JOEYBITCH.

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When a seat opens, the player on your right always moves.

Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
 

10. You think AA is a through ticket.


9. When flop is A67, you always bet out with a T9.


8. Your online handle is topgun


7. You win consistently playing headsup on Paradise Poker


6. You're always worried everyone is bluffing you.


5. You have capped it blind before the flop.


4. It was omaha HIGH ONLY you fat hump! A234 was no good until you spiked a wheel against top set. Nice.


3. Your night job is poker dealer


2. You're up over 5 big bets per hour at the local 3-6 game.


and the number one sign.......


1. You keep losing to JOEYBITCH


natedogg

Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
 

People say "You raised? I reraise" or "He's in, I'm in" a lot when you're in the game.


KJS

Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
 

when the second worst player joins you table when you sit down. Or if you write a book under the name "Mr. X."


Pat

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A new player asks you, "Sir, where do I take these chips to cash them in?"...


...and you honestly have no idea.

Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
 

How about when you ask someone if you can buy some of his lucky chips they tell you that they use to be yours.