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Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
If Letterman did a "Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer"; what would the entries be? I start: When you bust out, the game breaks. |
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Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
When your in the game - The floor people have to get more sign up lists from the backroom. |
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Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
When you walk in, the players draw straws to determine the rotation of calling everyone they know to tell them you're in the room..and have money. |
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Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
Your Name is JOEYBITCH. |
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Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
When a seat opens, the player on your right always moves. |
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Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
10. You think AA is a through ticket. 9. When flop is A67, you always bet out with a T9. 8. Your online handle is topgun 7. You win consistently playing headsup on Paradise Poker 6. You're always worried everyone is bluffing you. 5. You have capped it blind before the flop. 4. It was omaha HIGH ONLY you fat hump! A234 was no good until you spiked a wheel against top set. Nice. 3. Your night job is poker dealer 2. You're up over 5 big bets per hour at the local 3-6 game. and the number one sign....... 1. You keep losing to JOEYBITCH natedogg |
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Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
People say "You raised? I reraise" or "He's in, I'm in" a lot when you're in the game. KJS |
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Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
when the second worst player joins you table when you sit down. Or if you write a book under the name "Mr. X." Pat |
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Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
A new player asks you, "Sir, where do I take these chips to cash them in?"... ...and you honestly have no idea. |
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Re: Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer
How about when you ask someone if you can buy some of his lucky chips they tell you that they use to be yours. |
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