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exist 06-23-2005 09:39 AM

grandpa vs. leopard
 
the grandpa had a machete but decided not to use it. HERE

jakethebake 06-23-2005 09:41 AM

Re: grandpa vs. leopard
 
Don't mess with grandpa.

-Skeme- 06-23-2005 09:57 AM

Re: grandpa vs. leopard
 
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As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

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Patrick del Poker Grande 06-23-2005 09:58 AM

Re: grandpa vs. leopard
 
I'm trying to figure out a way to work "cat got your tongue?" into some sort of joke here, but I'm not seeing it. Anyone?

exist 06-23-2005 10:04 AM

Re: grandpa vs. leopard
 
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As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.


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the grandpa had a machete but decided not to use it.

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the leopard was wasted, any machete work was totally unnecessary.

-Skeme- 06-23-2005 10:05 AM

Re: grandpa vs. leopard
 
If he had to finish anything off then it wasn't wasted. And what in the hell does ripping out its tongue do? Just cause lots of bleeding and make it panic?

kurosh 06-23-2005 10:07 AM

Re: grandpa vs. leopard
 
I'm... speechless.

jakethebake 06-23-2005 10:09 AM

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If he had to finish anything off then it wasn't wasted. And what in the hell does ripping out its tongue do? Just cause lots of bleeding and make it panic?

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I'm guessing lots and lots and lots of bleeding. It probably choked on the blood.

bronzepiglet 06-23-2005 11:04 AM

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If he had to finish anything off then it wasn't wasted. And what in the hell does ripping out its tongue do? Just cause lots of bleeding and make it panic?

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I'm guessing lots and lots and lots of bleeding. It probably choked on the blood.

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Ah, now I can picture it. Good thing those 'cat' tongues got grip on them.

Blarg 06-23-2005 03:35 PM

Re: grandpa vs. leopard
 
Jeez, that is one of the freakiest things I've ever heard of in my life.

I'm amazed the guy could do it, especially without just getting his hand bitten off instantly.

I just started a book by Jim Corbett about a leopard that killed and ate hundreds of people. This guy getting really pulled off an amazing feat.


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