One liners to call poker as a profession
 

Got some good ones? Saw this on IRC and thought it was interesting. I'm borrowing these:

B_Dids:"I take money from stupid people"
khole:"I'm a participant in pure capitalism"

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I peddle nuts 56 tables at a time.

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I’m a nut flusher

I fill houses from the river

I deal in nut futures

Knight of the pwned table

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i work with retards.

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i work with retarts.

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fixed your post, moran.

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I import foreign currency in bulk.

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psychology and statistics analyst

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im retired

im small stakes daytrader

expectation value analyst

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I'm in short term investments. VERY short term.