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Buckmulligan 09-15-2004 09:06 PM

Bush or Kerry? the better poker player...
 
Who would win in a heads up duel with even stacks?

The4thFilm 09-15-2004 09:12 PM

Re: Bush or Kerry? the better poker player...
 
Bush was a very good poker in college.

Dynasty 09-15-2004 09:41 PM

Re: Bush or Kerry? the better poker player...
 
Half way through the game, Kerry would say he wants to play bridge.

TomCollins 09-15-2004 09:53 PM

Re: Bush or Kerry? the better poker player...
 
I have no doubt Bush would destroy him, especially if he had Karl Rove helping.

If it had a timer like WPT tonight, Bush would win alone easily, since Kerry couldn't make up his mind in time.

KanigawaCards7 09-15-2004 10:26 PM

Re: Bush or Kerry? the better poker player...
 
Richard Nixon would destroy them both(seriously, he was a very good poker player, and he wouldve been good enough to compete in wpt.)

Spook 09-15-2004 10:26 PM

Re: Bush or Kerry? the better poker player...
 
Kerry admits that Bush fooled him about the War in Iraq and other issues.

I think Bush could fool Kerry at cards.

BrettK 09-15-2004 11:13 PM

Re: Bush or Kerry? the better poker player...
 
[ QUOTE ]
Bush was a very good poker in college.

[/ QUOTE ]

Clinton was a very good poker in office.

Brett

DimensionPresident 09-16-2004 12:27 AM

Re: Bush or Kerry? the better poker player...
 
That depends.

Would Bush let Kerry's black chips be counted or only his own?

djack 09-16-2004 12:37 AM

Re: Bush or Kerry? the better poker player...
 
a very Bush thread so far. dynasty's answer was probably the truest.

and all true. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

CrisBrown 09-16-2004 01:08 AM

Re: Bush or Kerry? the better poker player...
 
Hi Buck,

First, the stacks wouldn't be even, because Bush would prevail upon the tournament director to exclude some of Kerry's chips.

Second, if Bush were outdrawn, he would: (a) sit there for eight minutes, staring into space like a deer caught in the headlights; (b) claim this was his finest hour; and, (c) go across the street, to another casino, and beat up a dealer who had nothing to do with the game at all.

And third, even if Bush lost, he'd simply stand there defiantly and claim he was winning, and that anyone who said otherwise was a naysayer, while surrogates suggested that Kerry was un-American for even playing the game.

Cris


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