Need help with a goofy bet

[Large Pizza]

Going to vegas Sept 10th - 14th. Going with a group of guys I have been buddies with since College. My one buddy and I argue over who is actually fatter (we are both fat). As an encouragement for us to lose weight, I have agreed that whoever weighs less on September 9th will win the bet.

The loser will have to where the winner's choice of a shirt/glasses/hat combo that will need to be worn for all hours played in the Mirage Poker room (which will be quite a few)

I have two questions:

1. Any suggestions for an outfit?

2. How bad will it have to be for the poker room to not allow it? I assume as long as there is no obscene writing that we will be ok.

[Sloats]

Fossilman's glasses and allow your friend to retain some dignity and respect with the shirt/hat combo......

[mike l.]

"Any suggestions for an outfit?"

nothing beats a cute little sailor's suit. like the kind babies wear.

[Matt Flynn]

tight chartreuse tube top, black leather captain's cap with a ton of metal studs around the rim, and pink heart-shaped glasses

[Bump-en-Stein]

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"Any suggestions for an outfit?"

nothing beats a cute little sailor's suit. like the kind babies wear.

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...Or, Benny Hill. Great Choice.

[eggzz]

That was frikkin hilarious.

Sailor suit on a fat man in a poker room. I can't stop laughing.

[snakehead]

not as funny as someone being afraid to carry $3000 in vegas.

[chesspain]

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tight chartreuse tube top, black leather captain's cap with a ton of metal studs around the rim, and pink heart-shaped glasses

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Ah, memories of prom night, 1981.

[Kama45]

No brainer. Dress him up as the 1980's Hulk Hogan. Close thread.

[Large Pizza]

Is a hirt mandatory in the poker room I assume?

[fsuplayer]

If by hirt you mean shirt, then yes, that is a safe assumption.


Except that a woman (or man in your case) wearing a dress, is not wearing a shirt at all. So, I stand corrected, shirts are not mandatory.

FsuPlayer

[J.A.Sucker]

Thank you! I feel better now.

[ArchAngel71857]

How bad will it have to be for the poker room to not allow it? I assume as long as there is no obscene writing that we will be ok.


Here is what 2kf wore during our Vegas Trip. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=gossip&Number=690548&Forum =,,All_Forums,,&Words=&Searchpage=1&Limit=25&Main= 684930&Search=true&where=&Name=4630&daterange=&new erval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev=#P ost690548)
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He is wearing a small size green t-shirt that says Kiss Me I'm Irish. He has on "shorts." I put the quotes because I have boxers that are longer. They are yellow with red flames on the bottom, and say "Hottie, Las Vegas" on the ass. He has not cut his hair in 9 months. And has it slicked back excpet the very bottom (kind of a make do mullet. props to nascar fans. the mullet style would closely resemble Fluffy Feather if that means anything to anybody). He has on these sunglasses that are about half the size of his head. I don't know how else to describe them except to say its something I expect that guy Ali G to wear or whatever. Finally, he is wearing golf shoes.

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If they let that in, you are free to go.

My suggestion:

Scuba mask. I'm with Stupid t-shirt with a finger pointing to his Johnson. Leopard skin pants. Sherlock Holmes hat. Platform shoes with fish tanks in the bottom. Straight out of I'm Gonna Get You Sucka.

-AA

[sfer]

Big sombrero. No shirt, just one of those rug with a head-hole, pancho things like Clint Eastwood had in his spaghetti flicks. Optional cod-piece. This should make spectacles superfluous.

[eggzz]

Wow, that was just plain mean and entirely unprovoked.

Good job

[snakehead]

sometimes I just can't help myself.

[RollaJ]

Id go to wet seal or a tween girl store of the type for the shirt and hat, lane bryant for the spandex pants