Need help with a goofy bet

[Large Pizza]

Going to vegas Sept 10th - 14th. Going with a group of guys I have been buddies with since College. My one buddy and I argue over who is actually fatter (we are both fat). As an encouragement for us to lose weight, I have agreed that whoever weighs less on September 9th will win the bet.

The loser will have to where the winner's choice of a shirt/glasses/hat combo that will need to be worn for all hours played in the Mirage Poker room (which will be quite a few)

I have two questions:

1. Any suggestions for an outfit?

2. How bad will it have to be for the poker room to not allow it? I assume as long as there is no obscene writing that we will be ok.

[Sloats]

Fossilman's glasses and allow your friend to retain some dignity and respect with the shirt/hat combo......

[mike l.]

"Any suggestions for an outfit?"

nothing beats a cute little sailor's suit. like the kind babies wear.

[Matt Flynn]

tight chartreuse tube top, black leather captain's cap with a ton of metal studs around the rim, and pink heart-shaped glasses

[Bump-en-Stein]

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"Any suggestions for an outfit?"

nothing beats a cute little sailor's suit. like the kind babies wear.

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...Or, Benny Hill. Great Choice.

[eggzz]

That was frikkin hilarious.

Sailor suit on a fat man in a poker room. I can't stop laughing.

[snakehead]

not as funny as someone being afraid to carry $3000 in vegas.

[chesspain]

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tight chartreuse tube top, black leather captain's cap with a ton of metal studs around the rim, and pink heart-shaped glasses

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Ah, memories of prom night, 1981.

[Kama45]

No brainer. Dress him up as the 1980's Hulk Hogan. Close thread.

[Large Pizza]

Is a hirt mandatory in the poker room I assume?