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sthief09
03-29-2004, 06:55 PM
so I'm chatting with arkady about our hatred for the Yankees and we come to a conclusion...

Derek Jeter is like QJo, and specifically the crappy QJo, Q /images/graemlins/club.gifJ /images/graemlins/diamond.gif. it seems good when you know nothing about the game, but when you realize what's going on, you realize it's a piece of [censored]. it has all those worthless intangibles, and occasionally does something pretty good, like make a broadway straight. but in general it needs to get lucky and flop a boat to have any value, but even Roger Cedeno or 7 /images/graemlins/club.gif2 /images/graemlins/heart.gif could do that.

so please, the next time you pick up QJo, or see Derek Jeter on TV, don't mistake it for something with value, because it's clearly -EV

(and yes, this is a topic related to small stakes hold'em)
bisonbison
03-29-2004, 07:07 PM
His bat more than makes up for his concrete glove. I don't like him, but I think he's more like KJs. A long-term winner with a giant potential for pain.
arkady
03-29-2004, 07:20 PM
KJs? Whats next, you going to compare him to big slick? I respecfully disagree! /images/graemlins/smile.gif
bisonbison
03-29-2004, 07:51 PM
Nomar is ATs: powerful but fragile.
ARod, respectfully, is big slick.
GuyOnTilt
03-29-2004, 07:52 PM
Cubs = AQo
'Stros = AKs

Go 'Stros!

GoT
eh923
03-29-2004, 08:07 PM
A-Fraud is more like AA being dealt to a real dumbass. You hate to see it happen, but he makes a lot of money.
bisonbison
03-29-2004, 08:09 PM
I say he's big slick cause he's the best shortstop in the history of the game.
sthief09
03-29-2004, 09:49 PM
honus wagner > arod /images/graemlins/mad.gif
bisonbison
03-29-2004, 10:02 PM
Let's put it this way. If every shortstop in the history of the game were available right now, I would draft A-rod.
umdpoker
03-29-2004, 10:18 PM
[censored] beautiful. jeter sucks. well, maybe suck is a little strong. but he certainly doesn't have the skills to be an all-star every year. he is just lucky he plays in new york.
sfer
03-29-2004, 10:24 PM
I would take Kevin Elster. C'mon sthief, you're with me on this one, I know.
bisonbison
03-29-2004, 10:32 PM
two words: mike gallego.
Alobar
03-29-2004, 11:49 PM
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A-Fraud is more like AA being dealt to a real dumbass. You hate to see it happen, but he makes a lot of money.

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lol!
sthief09
03-30-2004, 01:07 AM
kevin elster was a stud. i remember when he hit 3 HR in a game when he was like 40 years old on the dodgers

but Sugar Rey Ordonez is clearly the best