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Kevin Bowen
12-14-2005, 04:06 PM
There's a new video chapter of Bill Fillmaff's very educational Secret System, in this one he talks about the differences between male and female poker players.

http://www.billfillmaff.com/

There's also a very special guest some of you may recognize!

Sightless
12-14-2005, 04:13 PM
GOD BLESS YOU! and Bill FILMAFF!

pretty funny.

gobboboy
12-14-2005, 04:29 PM
Definitely had its moments, but the cheesiness puts it below episode 6.

BarronVangorToth
12-14-2005, 04:44 PM
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Definitely had its moments, but the cheesiness puts it below episode 6.

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Comments like this may get you a BF-style beatdown.

Tread carefully -- he's vicious.

Barron Vangor Toth
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12-14-2005, 04:45 PM
Bill Fillmaff was listening to his own Bill Fillmaff song at the table!!! Brilliant!!!1111

TomCollins
12-14-2005, 04:55 PM
This is quite good. Amy needs to start chainsmoking, though.

BarronVangorToth
12-14-2005, 05:17 PM
My favorite was her looking at his hole-cards, much like she used to do to a lot of people, among other things, according to what I've read from Daniel Negreanu.

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Russ McGinley
12-14-2005, 05:24 PM
Awesome. She was a bit too clean/attractive. Just goes to show its not so easy to make yourself look like a hobo.

bones
12-14-2005, 05:55 PM
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My favorite was her looking at his hole-cards, much like she used to do to a lot of people, among other things, according to what I've read from Daniel Negreanu.

Barron Vangor Toth
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Needed more feet on the table, but still excellent.

colson10
12-14-2005, 07:54 PM
Good stuff, as always. I especially liked the photo-shoot part.

Sponger15SB
12-14-2005, 08:05 PM
"I love Amy, but shes a [censored]"

and

"sorry you're such a dumb bitch"

had me dying.

TimTimSalabim
12-14-2005, 08:14 PM
Awesome.

"She's so terrible and so lucky it's scary. Just scary."

"I can dodge nuclear missiles, baby!"

"She might as well be a corpse artist, because she'll be drawing dead."

jaxUp
12-14-2005, 08:38 PM
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"I can dodge DUKElear missiles, baby!"


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lighterjobs
12-14-2005, 09:24 PM
amy puke.. nice touch.

12-14-2005, 09:40 PM
Does he actually even play poker or just spoof big-name poker players?

KneeCo
12-14-2005, 09:41 PM
Loved it.

We need to start a fund to send this guy to the WSOP in character.

BarronVangorToth
12-14-2005, 10:05 PM
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Does he actually even play poker or just spoof big-name poker players?

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He's a WORLDWIDE POKER CHAMPION that has won MILLIONS of virtual dollars.

Easily one of the best ever.

Barron Vangor Toth
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renodoc
12-14-2005, 10:07 PM
"your feet smell like hippie puke"

closer2313
12-14-2005, 10:23 PM
When he flashbacked to him announcing his headsup challenge, I thought for a moment he was a parody of Friedman and not Hellmuth.

12-14-2005, 11:31 PM
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Loved it.

We need to start a fund to send this guy to the WSOP in character.

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i had this same exact idea. he needs to do like a triump insult dog, ali g, tom green type comedy around the wsop just making fun of pros and amateurs, doing jackass acts. it would be genius.

TStoneMBD
12-15-2005, 02:06 AM
this is actually the first time ive sat down to watch fillmaff, just never have before. i watched all 7 episodes and i was cracking up alot through them. i just love a good phil hellmuth parody and he does such an uncanny impression of him although sometimes it comes off as cheesy.

12-15-2005, 03:10 AM
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He's a WORLDWIDE POKER CHAMPION that has won MILLIONS of virtual dollars.

Easily one of the best ever.

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I'll bet he gets all the girls.

astroglide
12-15-2005, 03:18 AM
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Loved it.

We need to start a fund to send this guy to the WSOP in character.

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that is a great idea

if you post it to paul phillips' blog i bet he would champion the cause

augie00
12-15-2005, 03:58 AM
I thought the interviews were the best part. Good stuff.

DcifrThs
12-15-2005, 06:49 AM
i couldn't stop watching these. cheesey but really [censored] funny.

Barron

BruinEric
12-15-2005, 01:39 PM
Fun stuff as always. Your work is appreciated out there, "Bill."

bwana devil
12-15-2005, 01:44 PM
i loved it. one of my favorites. "corpse artist" was a hilarious line.

and id love to see bill at wsop doing triump-esque material.

does bill make money on these somehow or does he just do these for fun? if theyre for free dont think your efforts arent appreciated.

bwana

jedi
12-15-2005, 02:11 PM
"You gotta have CALZONES to play poker!"

BarronVangorToth
12-15-2005, 02:52 PM
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does bill make money on these somehow or does he just do these for fun? if theyre for free dont think your efforts arent appreciated.


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I don't know the specifics, but I can imagine the bidding war was fierce to find out which site would land the hosting of Secret System.

Plus, I can only imagine the millions of (virtual) dollars he's made via endorsements due to this work.

Not to mention, at the end of the day, it's not about the money, but about the work.


Barron Vangor Toth
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Justin A
12-15-2005, 04:25 PM
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Loved it.

We need to start a fund to send this guy to the WSOP in character.

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that is a great idea

if you post it to paul phillips' blog i bet he would champion the cause

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I don't think it would be that hard to get a thousand people to donate $10 by next year. I'd definitely do it.

SackUp
12-15-2005, 04:48 PM
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Loved it.

We need to start a fund to send this guy to the WSOP in character.

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that is a great idea

if you post it to paul phillips' blog i bet he would champion the cause

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I don't think it would be that hard to get a thousand people to donate $10 by next year. I'd definitely do it.

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In!

DarthIgnurnt
12-15-2005, 06:00 PM
Or, we could get together a fund and bankroll him for this one ...

$60 MM Sit and Go (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051212/ap_en_tv/poker_tournament)

I think he'd be at his best with 5 others, each of whom has put up $10MM ... telling them that it's at least 80% to 1 that he wins the whole thing.

I'm in for 3.

Michael Davis
12-15-2005, 08:57 PM
Sorry to interrupt the lovefest, but while funny for a moment, these videos suffer from being too overthetop. If Filmaff calmed down a little, or if somebody funny actually wrote the material, or if the lead actor didn't carry each clip with a series of ridiculous, annoying high-pitched squeals, well, the idea is there. I'm really surprised all of you like this so much.

-Michael

Razorbet
12-15-2005, 09:07 PM
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Sorry to interrupt the lovefest, but while funny for a moment, these videos suffer from being too overthetop. If Filmaff calmed down a little, or if somebody funny actually wrote the material, or if the lead actor didn't carry each clip with a series of ridiculous, annoying high-pitched squeals, well, the idea is there. I'm really surprised all of you like this so much.


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bwana devil
12-15-2005, 09:20 PM
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Sorry to interrupt the lovefest, but while funny for a moment, these videos suffer from being too overthetop.

-Michael

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it wouldnt be funny if he acted just like helmuth. we already watch helmuth on tv. it's funny when bill takes helmuth's mannerisms and exaggerates them to a caricature level.

think about the impersonations on SNL. its funny to watch bush and cheney parodied on there because the actors take a few traits about them and blow them up as a joke. therein lies the humor.

if you dont like it, then you dont like it.

bwana

zombies kill
12-15-2005, 11:07 PM
easily the funniest thing ive seen in a long time. i can never believe it when people post the videos are cheesy or unfunny blahblah.... it goes to show how full of douchebags 2+2 is. hilarious... good characterizations.... funny lines... even great production on the videos themselves. awesome

john

ZenMusician
12-15-2005, 11:27 PM
I'm scratching my award winning head trying to
see how these could not be seen as funny.

Amy Luke is teh pwn3ed!

-ZEN

Michael Davis
12-15-2005, 11:40 PM
"think about the impersonations on SNL. its funny to watch bush and cheney parodied on there because the actors take a few traits about them and blow them up as a joke. therein lies the humor."

I understand parody, I just don't think this is very good.

However, yes, if everyone else likes it and I don't, that's fine.

-Michael

Bartman387
12-15-2005, 11:55 PM
subtlety can be funny too

dibbs
12-16-2005, 03:24 PM
The female women as apposed to the male women?

trying2learn
12-16-2005, 04:03 PM
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"However, yes, if everyone else likes it and I don't, that's fine.

-Michael "

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this is pretty noble of you.

i thought the prahlad joke was the best btw.

youtalkfunny
12-16-2005, 06:10 PM
I've heard of Bill F before, but the way you guys were laughing at him, I thought he was unintentionally funny self-described expert.

I finally checked it out today. I'm so glad I did, this kid is brilliant.