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KDawgCometh
11-04-2005, 05:32 AM
so, we got home from the bars about two and a half hours ago, and I just woke up to my friend pissing on my carpet. He is really drunk right now, and has passed back out on my couch, murmering something about bacon [censored] in his scottish accent. basically, what I need to know right now is, should I mess with him, and how should I mess with him. He is starting a job in 3 1/2 hours
gunt
11-04-2005, 05:34 AM
take his wallet
Tron
11-04-2005, 05:34 AM
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He is starting a job in 3 1/2 hours

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"Starting" like it's his first day? Wait until next time.
splashpot
11-04-2005, 05:34 AM
I'd bet money that he doesn't make it to his job on time.
edfurlong
11-04-2005, 05:35 AM
I blame you for not keeping the bathroom in your place in the same place as his.

I had a buddy that did the same thing in the dorms once. Walked down the hall as normal but hooked a left one door before the bathroom. Pissed all over some poor bastards sock drawer.
KDawgCometh
11-04-2005, 05:35 AM
yes, as in his first day. If I had markers, I'd draw on him
gulebjorn
11-04-2005, 05:49 AM
Drag him onto the wet carpet.
MyTurn2Raise
11-04-2005, 05:59 AM
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Drag him onto the wet carpet.

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winner
Emmitt2222
11-04-2005, 06:06 AM
That rug really tied the room together man.
whiskeytown
11-04-2005, 06:16 AM
he'll be punished enough - I started a job once with a hangover - ah mother, longest first day ever, and you can't call in sick and go home early -

RB
imported_The Vibesman
11-04-2005, 09:15 AM
Once after a night of drinking a bunch of us were passed out on my buddy Ron's living room floor. Jay gets up, drunk, walks over to where Ron is lying in a sleeping bag, whips it out and starts to piss on Ron. Had no clue what was going on. Ron wakes up drunk, confused, and scared and cries out, then covers his head with the sleeping bag. Hilarity ensues.

Good times.
Shajen
11-04-2005, 09:31 AM
atleast he didn't [censored] everywhere. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=exchange&Number=3342599&S earchpage=1&Main=3342506&Words=barracks&topic=&Sea rch=true#Post3342599)
11-04-2005, 12:33 PM
Piss on him.

That way when his new boss tells him he's pissed off about his new employee showing up late, he can reply with "You're pissed off today? Well I was pissed on last night. CENSORED YOU BUDDY I QUIT! CENSORED EVERYONE!!!"
Duffman
11-04-2005, 12:42 PM
Last summer me and a couple of friends got trashed and my friend thought he was being funny and pissed on my leg. It took me a while to notice (I was TRASHED), but once I did I flipped out. To resolve the matter, I made my friend put his bare foot in my toilet while I pissed on it.
coffeecrazy1
11-04-2005, 01:32 PM
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That rug really tied the room together man.

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And this dude peed on it.
11-04-2005, 02:41 PM
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That rug really tied the room together man.

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The Dude: "Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the [censored] are you talking about? "

Walter Sobchak: "What the [censored] are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

The Dude: J"eez, Walter, I'm not talking about the guys who built the [censored] railroad here."