View Full Version : Nonsensecial poker jargon applies to real life.
wdeadwyler
10-18-2005, 10:48 PM
So I went out to dinner with this girl the other night and we got back to my place. I thought my hand was good so I made a PSB on the river. She goes into the tank and minraises me. Do I push all in or is that a zero value bet? I wouldnt want to scare away my action. Is this a spot for the min 3bet?
Please respond with hand ranges and my optimal play.
Eurotrash
10-18-2005, 10:49 PM
i'm really trying to figure out what made you think this would be a good idea for a thread.
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So I went out to dinner with this girl the other night and we got back to my place. I thought my hand was good so I made a PSB on the river. She goes into the tank and minraises me. Do I push all in or is that a zero value bet? I wouldnt want to scare away my action. Is this a spot for the min 3bet?
Please respond with hand ranges and my optimal play.
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You spelled nonsensical wrong.
wdeadwyler
10-18-2005, 10:51 PM
Alcohol. Never said it would be a good idea
tom441lbk
10-18-2005, 10:53 PM
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So I went out to dinner with this girl the other night and we got back to my place. I thought my hand was good so I made a PSB on the river. She goes into the tank and minraises me. Do I push all in or is that a zero value bet? I wouldnt want to scare away my action. Is this a spot for the min 3bet?
Please respond with hand ranges and my optimal play.
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You spelled nonsensical wrong.
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misspellings make me angry /images/graemlins/mad.gif
As well as crappy threads...
HopeydaFish
10-18-2005, 10:54 PM
Two things:
A) What is this "poker" you speak of? Is it some form of game of chance?
B) Nice knowin' ya. Thanks for stopping by.
imported_anacardo
10-18-2005, 10:54 PM
A public apology for this may save you yet. Take heart.
smb394
10-18-2005, 10:55 PM
Dear God...
Klepton
10-18-2005, 10:57 PM
this poster should have been [censored] 10 minutes before this guy even thought about this thread.
[censored]
10-18-2005, 11:00 PM
OK I wanted to just lock this, but I've read this 3 times now and I just get more and more pissed off every time.
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Is this a spot for the min 3bet?
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Can I not even take a freaking nap without you people trying to sneak something like this in.
Also go a ahead and consider asking "what is my play?" as grounds to be [censored] from here on out. enough is enough
gamblore99
10-18-2005, 11:01 PM
analogies are supposed to take unfamiliar things and make them familiar. Your poker jargon just made what should be simple, very very confusing
Unabridged
10-18-2005, 11:40 PM
fold preflop
and by that i mean your mom should have aborted you
Warik
10-19-2005, 12:16 AM
Fixed your subject. You misspelled "poke her."
siccjay
10-19-2005, 12:19 AM
Hopefully your hand says that your lifeline is being interrupted soon.
Good grief. This may be the worst thread of all time.
What are you even asking? I'm totally lost. I assume the story concludes with you not getting laid.
KeysrSoze
10-19-2005, 08:33 AM
Not even the entire cast of Monty Pythons Flying Circus could figure out what 3/4ths of those innuendos are supposed to mean. Nudge nudge, know what I mean, a nods as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh, Say no more.
DcifrThs
10-19-2005, 09:06 AM
PSB= pretty safe bet?= kiss
her minraise=2nd base?
min 3bet= 3rd?
all in = all the way?
your post= worst thread in the history of 2p2?
Barron
fold. tell her that your seeming attraction a female is an outright bluff.
dibbs
10-19-2005, 03:32 PM
This makes me want to vomit for some reason.
My friend constantly says "CALL" with a forward motion in place of ok and other similar things. Quite annoying.
DrSavage
10-19-2005, 04:03 PM
Worst thread ever
DcifrThs
10-19-2005, 04:29 PM
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This makes me want to vomit for some reason.
My ex friend constantly says "CALL" with a forward motion in place of ok and other similar things. Quite annoying.
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