View Full Version : Longest non-puking streak: I believe I am Champion
HoldEmKillah
08-11-2005, 04:19 PM
I am 31 years old and I have not thrown up from anything at all since I was 7 years old on Christmas Eve.
That's more than 24 non-puking years and still counting.
Who has me beat?
5 hours.
EDIT: That's the streak I'm riding right now... I don't know how long I've gone in the past... Couple of years, I guess.
Derek in NYC
08-11-2005, 04:21 PM
I dont believe you.
HoldEmKillah
08-11-2005, 04:23 PM
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I dont believe you.
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I'm not lying. I know I can't prove it but I am honestly, sincerely telling the truth...24 years. I don't even know what it's like to throw up (NO pics or vivid descriptions, please! I know it's not pretty). Weird though, huh?
So! Am I Champion of the Non-Pukers?
TheMainEvent
08-11-2005, 04:26 PM
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So! Am I Champion of the Non-Pukers?
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I have no idea why you're proud of this
swede123
08-11-2005, 04:26 PM
You got me beat, that's for damn sure. Last time I hurled was probably a good three or so years ago, from too much drinking.
Swede
HoldEmKillah
08-11-2005, 04:29 PM
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So! Am I Champion of the Non-Pukers?
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I have no idea why you're proud of this
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Me either. I'm sure my shrinks know though.
Have a Black and White cookie.
Patrick del Poker Grande
08-11-2005, 04:33 PM
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I believe. I puked last month, but before that, I don't remember the last time I puked - it might've been something like 10 years. I'm only 25 now, so I clearly can't beat 24 years.
jokerthief
08-11-2005, 04:42 PM
You need to quit pussing out and drink till you puke.
razor
08-11-2005, 04:44 PM
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I dont believe you.
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I'm not lying. I know I can't prove it but I am honestly, sincerely telling the truth...24 years. I don't even know what it's like to throw up (NO pics or vivid descriptions, please! I know it's not pretty). Weird though, huh?
So! Am I Champion of the Non-Pukers?
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It's possible...
I have no idea when the last time for me was but it is quite possible it was longer than 24 years.
HoldEmKillah
08-11-2005, 04:50 PM
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You need to quit pussing out and drink till you puke.
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Oh I have believe me. The closest I ever came was several years ago (I was maybe 24) and I had just finished up a week of hell: The first week of the semester taking 5 classes, 25 hours of work and 40 hours of working at the school newspaper.
That Fri night a bud of mine and I went to this bar/club and I drank 6 shots and 4 screwdrivers in 45 minutes. It hit me like a ton of bricks all at once about 15 minutes later. I heaved then heaved again, but nothing. Ran to the bathroom, threw water on my face and I was fine. Well, not fine for sure but no pukin'.
Laomedon
08-11-2005, 04:55 PM
Try this:
http://www.67wine.com/images/bn/160/5818.jpg
You have me by about two years. I'm 38, and the last time I threw up was when I was 16. It was the first time I ever drank, and we played quarters and I had to drink 5 cups of beer. I didn't get drunk or hung over, but the gas made me feel sick all night, and I threw up on his pool patio in the morning. I was trying to run for the woods because he didn't want me to throw up inside - he didn't want his mom to hear it. I don't know exactly what day it was, but we went to Action Park (mostly water rides) that day, so it must have been summer.
Derek in NYC
08-11-2005, 05:01 PM
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I dont believe you.
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I'm not lying. I know I can't prove it but I am honestly, sincerely telling the truth...24 years.
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By saying non-puking, you mean youve never even had one of those burp/vomits where you get some stomach acid in your mouth? IMPOSSIBLE.
razor
08-11-2005, 05:40 PM
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I have no idea when the last time for me was but it is quite possible it was longer than 24 years.
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I withdraw from the competition...
Twice in the last 24 years or more...
astroglide
08-11-2005, 05:45 PM
i last puked when i was about 10 (food poisoning) and i'm 27. i have passed out from drinking but i've never been able to puke over it. the non-puking gene runs on my dad's side.
nickg1532
08-11-2005, 05:58 PM
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Have a Black and White cookie.
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haha, that's exactly what i thought when i read the title, good reference
GoblinMason (Craig)
08-11-2005, 07:19 PM
You are my hero. I've only lasted 12 years, but I plan on beating your record in due time.
-Craig
irishpint
08-11-2005, 07:22 PM
you dont drink, do you?
theredwave
08-11-2005, 07:25 PM
I think I've puked 5 times in the past year, all the result of drinking. I hate having such a weak stomach for alcohol, but before college and booze I probably had a streak of about 5-6 years where I didn't puke. I can't imagine lasting 24 years though.
MagicMan08
08-11-2005, 07:27 PM
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Yea, I don't REMEMBER puking in years...
MEbenhoe
08-11-2005, 07:29 PM
Was the episode of Seinfeld on where Jerry talks about his non-puking streak?
My longest was, I made it from November of when I was in 4th grade all the way until September of my freshman year of college without puking. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
nolanfan34
08-11-2005, 07:32 PM
I'm on a week and a half. I'm going to catch you.
Slow Play Ray
08-11-2005, 07:46 PM
I really don't remember the last time I puked, but definitely sometime within the past couple of years.
However, I have never thrown up from drinking, and yes I have drank plenty. My stomache can just take whatever I throw at it, alcohol-wise, for some reason. I did throw up the next morning once after chugging a whole can of coke (brilliant huh) but I don't count that one because it was just stupid and I wasn't drunk anymore. I'll tell you what, though - there have definitely been quite a few nights I wished I would throw up, and some mornings I wished I had...
*Edit* By the way I am 28 and have been drinking since 17 or so.
CCass
08-11-2005, 10:41 PM
My streak ended after about 15 years. I threw up in college, then went on a mad run that ended about 4 years ago.
I'm 26 and I can't remember ever puking, though I'm sure I must have when I was little. You guys that throw up from drinking need to switch to quality alcohol so you pass out before you throw up.
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