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ADAMtheEXPERT
07-07-2005, 10:58 AM
Ok, Ok, yes good ole' ATE knows you've been watching television lately. I know that you see the "pro's" on TV, and think you might wanna be one. Maybe you're ahead, after a few months playin' internet poker. You dream of quittin' you're boring job, and traveling around the world, earning your fair share of the poker riches.

Well, here's a dose of reality, ATE style!

The first thing you must understand is this:


MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE 'PROS" . . . . are NOT!

They are fake pros, wanna-be pros. Maybe they got an inheritance, maybe they got lucky and won a big tournament.

Now, they are playing on their lump-sum money, dreaming the dream . . but not really living the life!

Oh, ATE no say that there are NO professionals . . . just that most who claim to be, are NOT!

The first thing all you readers on this site, must understand and accept, if you are to succeed in poker is this: ATE has been around longer than you, and has had a much broader experience in poker, than even those with twice my years in the game. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT. This is one of the gaurantees you get, for being an ATE reader. If there is something I don't know, I won't comment. I don't get my information, from %&#@$%&@$%&@$&king BOOKS, or from other people. I've been there, played that. And, been there, DEALT THAT.

Ok, now that we've got that out of the way, let's continue.

All of the REAL professionals ATE has known, had some sort of major edge! and I mean MAJOR! Either they started out with huge, huge bankrolls, or had other income coming in, were VERY talanted, VERY tough . . or a combination of most or all of those.

Understand that professional poker, is a TOUGH, gritty, miserable life, and only the VERY toughest, can survive, and thrive.

Let's talk a little about bankroll, shall we. Ok, if you are thinking of cashing in that 6,000 T-bill you have, and making 60,000 a year as a 10-20 player, WAIT! STOP! You've been listening to the WRONG people!

ATE does not know who was the first to say that you need a bankroll of "300 big bets" to survive in a game .. . . . But whoever is what: I am calling you an IDIOT and a LIAR, right to your face! My God, folks, if you want to hate ATE
s guts . . FINE! but DON"T try it, with only "300 big bets"

You may make it for a short while, but when the bad beats start, and the sudden unforeseen expenses start eating your bankroll . . . ..


Why don't you try at LEAST 900 big bets, AND extra money in reserve, AND several months living expenses . . Then you MIGHT make it.


Poker is now the world's best part-time business, but the HARDEST full-time job.

Here's the next issue: How readily can you get your job back, or an equivalent job? Will you suffer loss of seniority, or vested pension, or other consequences?

This is very critical. If you're a waiter, at "restaurant X" , and can easily get a new job at another place, you would be more inclined to try yourself as a professional poker player, than say if you were a cop with 14 years in, and would lose all that time toward your pension, if you quit.

GET THE POINT! Ok, I sure hope so, because this issue, is even more important, than having a big enough bankroll.

Next, we find that the issue of having OTHER income coming in, OTHER than your poker winnings, is TRES important, if you are considering "becomeing a pro"

The most common source, is SPOUSES JOB! (and that's the case, too, with the FAKE PROS.

Interest income, retirement, WHATEVER! if your biggest bills are paid from other income, your chances of poker success, are many many times greater.

Or, you can just have a HUGE (and ATE does Mean HUGE) bankroll.


ATE knows someone, who shall remain nameless. This guy is one of the toughest players in the world.

He started playing 10-20 through 30-60, about 13 years ago.

Made around 125 grand, the first five years. Then, he moved up, moved up, and Well, now he has a house in one of the RICH FOLKS neighborhoods, near Las Vegas. Only a mile away, from Roy Cook's house.

Well, anyway the thing is: He started with 400, yes FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND dollars, when the absolute biggest game he would play, was 50-100. And, his usual game, was 20-40 or 30-60.

That's around 10,000 big bets, friends. If he was not catching any cards, he'd just take time off, knowing that his monthly nut of 4500, was not going to make a dent, in his bankroll. Once, for about two months, he went back to dealing poker, having made a great deal in his wage.

He made over 350 a night, and after two months, went back to the game. That was ten years ago, and he hasn't had to go back to "work" since. Now, he has largely moved on to other, better things than poker, but can still be found in the big games at Bellagio.

The point is: Not only is this guy the NUTS in poker, but he was VERY well-financed.

and, oh YEAH, he was the recepient of ATE training, for which he's thanked me greatly.


Well, I hope this gives you a look at the realities of pro poker. If you do try it, I hope you'll consider what I've told you.



Adam, the helpful genius

kyro
07-07-2005, 11:00 AM
you should write a book

EStreet20
07-07-2005, 11:10 AM
Dear Adam,

You're a dick.

Matt

Sng NL only
07-07-2005, 11:12 AM
IM a pro. My bankroll is 50$ and i play the .01/.02 tables and win about 50 cents a day.

adamstewart
07-07-2005, 11:16 AM
This is a horrible attempt at a gimmick account.

ADAMtheEXPERT
07-07-2005, 11:27 AM
May I suggest, that you know what you're talking about, BEFORE you make some dumb-bass (minus "b") comment.

What in the hell, is a "gimmick account" Beats me! I wan'ts even aware that I HAD an "account"

I've only been giving the best and most accurate poker advice in the WORLD (and the history of the world) for two years now. ATE has loyal fans, all over the FREAKIN' World, you @#$^@%^@%^ NINNY! I've been quoted by famous players, and even those who cannot stand me, acknowledge my mastery (especially in omaha)

I've been paid, to fly to other countries, to teach poker

I've helped one student, become a MILLIONAIR THE HARD WAY!

(not by just gettin' lucky and winning one tournament)


My God! is this whole site, nothing but spoiled BRATTY boys, without the intelligence or poker knowledge to know a GENIUS, when they see it.?

Seems that way. Look, BUB, ATE has had my own sections, on other sites. Fans are BEGGIN' for books.

If you think ATE is some "gimmick" then you do NOT know poker, and I'd suggest that you LEARN!

Maybe you don't like the style, FINE! Maybe you don't like my blatent disregard for spelling, FINE!

But don't you DARE pluckin' say, that ATE do'nt know his stuff.

I don't have an "account" and I am NOT a "gimmick"

All I do, is give you BETTER advice, for FREE, than you would pay 25-35 bucks a book, to BUY.

So, let keep our faces SHUT, about the negative comments, or I will NOT give you any good information.

There are plenty of sites, where 2/3'rds of the readers, WORSHIP me, and appreciate what I do to help people.

adamstewart
07-07-2005, 11:28 AM
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This is a horrible attempt at a gimmick account.


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ADAMtheEXPERT
07-07-2005, 11:30 AM
Actually, I've written three. Plus one partial, that was thrown out by a crazy roomate.

But, of course those were written, ONLY for the person who bought them.

The writing and distribution of quality poker books, has largely KILLED poker. Well, maybe not KILLED, but HURT, and BADLY!

Yes, I have been begged to write (publicly available) books, by those who KNOW that ATE is the top MASTER!

but, I'm too old, to broken-down, to actually do it.


ADAM, THE HELPFUL GENIUS

Rasputin
07-07-2005, 11:36 AM
You know, when Archimedes was talking about standing on the moon with a big lever and moving the earth, I'm sure that was the biggest tool he could dream of.

It's a good thing he's dead now--it sucks having your dreams dwarfed by someone else's reality.

xenthebrain
07-07-2005, 11:38 AM
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ADAM, THE COCKY TURD

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FYP

EStreet20
07-07-2005, 11:42 AM
If you're gonna troll make it funny. If not, go back to your millions AND MILLIONS of fans on the other sites.

Matt (The low stakes fish)

nervous
07-07-2005, 11:43 AM
Maybe you need 10,000 big bets so you can play and play and never go "broke".

Seriously though, people over at carplayer forums like worship this guy. It's great.

Killer Man's Son
07-07-2005, 11:52 AM
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This is a horrible attempt at a gimmick account.

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Unfortunately, this guy is serious. Not that he actually has skills (I have no idea if he does or not), but that he thinks he does. I have seen his posts on other forums for over a year now. Not sure why it took him so long to work his way over to 2+2. Oh well.

djoyce003
07-07-2005, 12:03 PM
what does FYP mean.

Also this guy has been posting on the poker pages forum for a while...his posts are at least good for entertainment value.

Vollycat
07-07-2005, 12:04 PM
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that was thrown out by a crazy roomate.


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Curious why the God of all poker advice has a roomate. Sitting in your dorm room all alone thinking this stuff up must be a tough existance.
However, your advice isn't really all that far off base--just a little assly put.

spamuell
07-07-2005, 12:06 PM
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You know, when Archimedes was talking about standing on the moon with a big lever and moving the earth, I'm sure that was the biggest tool he could dream of.

It's a good thing he's dead now--it sucks having your dreams dwarfed by someone else's reality.

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awesome

nervous
07-07-2005, 12:46 PM
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what doesn't FYP mean.

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FYP

It's almost too funny (http://forums.cardplayer.com/viewtopic.php?t=18937)

I hope it's okay to link to other forums, if not moderators delete this.

Dov
07-07-2005, 12:59 PM
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what does FYP mean.

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Fixed your post.

xenthebrain
07-07-2005, 01:17 PM
This guy is spending way much time online to conceal his bad IQ-Test results....

Biggenx
07-07-2005, 01:47 PM
Most true experts that i've seen/read/heard of don't spend half of their time blabbing on about how they're the best. True greatness is largely unspoken.

It seems to me that all your blabbing is your attempt to compensate for your insecureties.

tek
07-07-2005, 06:14 PM
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You know, when Archimedes was talking about standing on the moon with a big lever and moving the earth, I'm sure that was the biggest tool he could dream of.

It's a good thing he's dead now--it sucks having your dreams dwarfed by someone else's reality.

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I was at the same table as Adam at St. Croix casino in Turtle Lake WI a couple months ago. Quite the character...

And he isn't making a gimmick account. He is this way for real...

SheetWise
07-07-2005, 06:39 PM
ATE -

I don't know why this group is giving you such a hard time. I've actually heard about your reputation in Omaha. It's quite impressive -- and I should know, as I've developed something of a cult following myself in Peoria.

That aside, I would adjust your bankroll requirements upwards a little --- say, 25,000 big bets (or 15 years expenses, whichever is greater). With this kind of a cushion, one can grandstand their wins and barely feel their losses. Talk about games you can't lose!

I'm working on a book deal in Peoria, but Jim over at the Ace hardware is late getting his tax rebate so we can put a deposit over at the Kinkos. But that's a whole different story ... you wanna be a professional publisher?

augie00
07-07-2005, 06:40 PM
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And he isn't making a gimmick account. He is this way for real...

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Man, that sucks. Hope I never meet him.

brick
07-07-2005, 06:55 PM
this guy makes some good points if you can ignore all the bs.

Greg J
07-07-2005, 07:30 PM
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ATE has loyal fans, all over the FREAKIN' World, you @#$^@%^@%^ NINNY!

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http://www.onzuka.com/Photos/The%20Rock%20raising%20arm.jpg

KDawgCometh
07-07-2005, 07:51 PM
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You know, when Archimedes was talking about standing on the moon with a big lever and moving the earth, I'm sure that was the biggest tool he could dream of.

It's a good thing he's dead now--it sucks having your dreams dwarfed by someone else's reality.

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Matador225
07-07-2005, 08:20 PM
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this guy makes some good points if you can ignore all the bs.

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That's the key word isn't it

Pete Venkman
07-07-2005, 09:38 PM
If ya smell what the ATE is cookin'

BottlesOf
07-07-2005, 09:53 PM
You inadvertantly have a few nuggets of good advice in there.

jgorham
07-08-2005, 01:08 AM
I feel like I should put this in every thread this guy ever starts:

ATE's first post! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=holdem&Number=2786215&Foru m=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=2 786215&Search=true&where=&Name=39657&daterange=&ne werval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev=# Post2786215)

helpmeout
07-08-2005, 03:56 AM
I think your posts are godly.

Where might one find more of this kind of stuff?

Dont worry about the haters, most of those guys are on downswings.

dcarlc
07-08-2005, 06:37 AM
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I was at the same table as Adam at St. Croix casino in Turtle Lake WI a couple months ago. Quite the character...

And he isn't making a gimmick account. He is this way for real...

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Is Adam a little overweight, bad teeth, and has a little BO problem. Because if he does then I played in a game at Canterbury a few months back. From the first hand, he had a comment on every player and what they did not know. Has to be the same guy.

cassette
07-08-2005, 03:10 PM
The fact that this is a real account makes me sad... /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Cosimo
07-08-2005, 03:29 PM
Everything in moderation. Many n00b posters aren't friends with Paragraphs. Sleeping with your return key (as ATE does) is a similar sin. Good communication lies somewhere between not enough and too many carriage returns.

While I'm here: ATE obviously intended this message for new players and readers. Although he seems to have posted with good intentions, I think the style of the post is out of place with the common material that one can find here. For example, ATE's issue with the 300 BB rule. I see many people (on many forums) see rules like "you should have 300BB" and take that as the gospel; as some sort of absolute truth.

The reality is, there's a lot more information available! It's not like the general 2+2 readership is saying "save up 300BB and then jump in!". "300 BB" is the guideline because it's easy to say and remember. In the dozens of threads here that talk about going pro (DAFS), some of the other issues that ATE brings up are mentioned, too: have six months of living expenses saved up, those expenses should include medical insurance, be ready to go down in limits if all you have is 300BB, and make sure you're a winning player before you jump in.

And there's lots of additional, situation-dependent caveats that 2+2 posters have put in the other threads here. Stuff like, if you're single and willing to work a cheap day job, "we" (the general readership) approve (not that you need our approval, but it passes the peer-review process) of you taking a shot (but be aware of the risks). And, if you have a good day job, then keep the day job until you have enough set aside and have established yourself as a winner. And, if you have a wife and kids, we aware that the poker boom is not guaranteed, and your income could drop substantially if something should happen to the poker market (like bad legislation).

So, for those of you that have found ADAMtheEXPERT's advice useful: you'll find a lot of good information elsewhere in these forums. Do a search and you'll find it.

Ryan11
07-08-2005, 08:06 PM
Is this the famous ATE that used to post on the cardplayer forums awhile back? The one who is a big hotshot "pro" but needs to be backed?

davet
07-08-2005, 11:38 PM
Good point on the roomate thing. I find it funny that he could have easily gotten all of his ideas from all of those @@#%#Q@@$^% books.

But just like any business, as a pro, grinder, or anyone looking to make a profit, ought to see poker, it is hard, but that is the same reason "staticians" say 75% of all businesses fail in the first year, somehow I believe it is mroe than that.

Of coarse he didn't mention any good sides to this, and besides if he is such a pro. why isn't he in the WSOP right now?

Judgemac
07-09-2005, 12:35 AM
To make a long story short ... would have been a good idea. That said, ATE is correct. Good advice.

Alobar
07-09-2005, 09:06 PM
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