What would you do if you found out your wife/gf blew her HS football [Archive]

jacki

06-26-2005, 12:45 AM

i think about this constantly.

Other things i think about constantly:
What would I do if a monkey walked up to me and punched me in the face?
What if the next time I farted, a poof of feathers floated out of my butt?
What if Angelina Jolie walked into my bedroom and offered me a BJ?

Pocket Trips

06-26-2005, 12:45 AM

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What's your action? U somehow find out when your wife/gf was in hs or college, she got passed around the football team, or dorm or something? Double teams, etc..

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I would say " I love you fingercuffs"

BeerMoney

06-26-2005, 12:46 AM

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I take it this is 'hypothetical' of course.

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No, unfortunately for my situation it was the basketball team.

Stuck

06-26-2005, 12:49 AM

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I take it this is 'hypothetical' of course.

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No, unfortunately for my situation it was the basketball team.

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You look on the bright side that there's fewer guys in a basketball team?

Alobar

06-26-2005, 12:53 AM

Id be happy she obviously lived life, banged a bunch of athletic dudes, and still decided to settle on my goofy ass.

masse75

06-26-2005, 12:57 AM

Unfortunate, but what's your play? Is there anything you can do about it now?

Would she react in a similar manner if you nailed the entire volleyball team, threesomes, etc?

Edit: I said volleyball because they wear those skintight shorts and generally are pretty hot. Female basketball has some cuties, but some are horses as well.

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06-26-2005, 12:58 AM

drink.

PoBoy321

06-26-2005, 12:59 AM

Haha, your wife's a whore.

Although seriously, how did you not find out about this earlier?

tdarko

06-26-2005, 12:59 AM

there is a girl that works for the team i play for and we call her "cumdumpster" for her uncanny abilities to take on entire teams at one time. well she has a boyfriend a few hours away in college and for some reason he has no idea that she has [censored] over a hundred guys that i know of, thats not even counting the non-ballplayers she bones.

cumdumpster is 20 and has worked here since she was 15 and has been going into the back of ballplayer's cars since then so i am thinking whoever marries this chick has their hands full if she decides to come clean. my guess is over 300 guys, this number may seem high but she literally has sex with a new guy every single night and normally more than one guy at a time...she loves trains...choo choo /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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06-26-2005, 01:06 AM

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there is a girl that works for the team i play for and we call her "cumdumpster" for her uncanny abilities to take on entire teams at one time. well she has a boyfriend a few hours away in college and for some reason he has no idea that she has [censored] over a hundred guys that i know of, thats not even counting the non-ballplayers she bones.

cumdumpster is 20 and has worked here since she was 15 and has been going into the back of ballplayer's cars since then so i am thinking whoever marries this chick has their hands full if she decides to come clean. my guess is over 300 guys, this number may seem high but she literally has sex with a new guy every single night and normally more than one guy at a time...she loves trains...choo choo /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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That's really sad. She must have a lot of problems and hopefully one day she can find someone who can look past all that. Calling her "cumdumpster" is sort of shitty but I understand I guess.

gusser

06-26-2005, 01:07 AM

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I would say " I love you fingercuffs"

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awesome movie

ClaytonN

06-26-2005, 01:09 AM

Take up basketball

tdarko

06-26-2005, 01:10 AM

the weird thing is that she is a very attractive girl too so i have no idea what she is thinking, but yeah it's sad cause her mother whore's her out b/c she wants her to be with a ballplayer and it's kind of sick.

Pocket Trips

06-26-2005, 01:11 AM

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there is a girl that works for the team i play for and we call her "cumdumpster" for her uncanny abilities to take on entire teams at one time. well she has a boyfriend a few hours away in college and for some reason he has no idea that she has [censored] over a hundred guys that i know of, thats not even counting the non-ballplayers she bones.

cumdumpster is 20 and has worked here since she was 15 and has been going into the back of ballplayer's cars since then so i am thinking whoever marries this chick has their hands full if she decides to come clean. my guess is over 300 guys, this number may seem high but she literally has sex with a new guy every single night and normally more than one guy at a time...she loves trains...choo choo /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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That's really sad. She must have a lot of problems and hopefully one day she can find someone who can look past all that. Calling her "cumdumpster" is sort of shitty but I understand I guess.

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It is pretty bad when the girl can measure how much cock she has had by the mile

Edge34

06-26-2005, 01:12 AM

SIIHP. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Seriously, it took this long for this response to come up? On a real note, if she's that freaky, you probably could SIIHP without much problem...

BeerMoney

06-26-2005, 01:12 AM

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Haha, your wife's a whore.

Although seriously, how did you not find out about this earlier?

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Dude, u know, as I was writing this, I thought should I write some stupid disqualifier saying "no, my wife did not.. " Anyway, my point is this, u have no originality. Come back here when you can think of a repartee that hasn't already been posted, or isn't incredibly obvious.

Tool.

masse75

06-26-2005, 01:13 AM

For once, not really funny.

While it shouldn't be important, I don't think anyone would want to find this out about their wife.

PoBoy321

06-26-2005, 01:20 AM

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Calling her "cumdumpster" is sort of shitty but I understand I guess.

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I've always wondered why, if this girl has no respect for herself, how she, or anyone else, can expect anyone to have any respect for her.

PoBoy321

06-26-2005, 01:25 AM

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Dude, u know, as I was writing this, I thought should I write some stupid disqualifier saying "no, my wife did not.. " Anyway, my point is this, u have no originality. Come back here when you can think of a repartee that hasn't already been posted, or isn't incredibly obvious.

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Fine then, answer my serious question. If that's the truth, that your wife/gf/whatever, was a huge whore, how did you get this far into a relationship without finding out about it earlier? I mean, if you had just met or whatever, that's one thing, but if she's your wife, why should this be news?

Edge34

06-26-2005, 01:27 AM

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For once, not really funny.

While it shouldn't be important, I don't think anyone would want to find this out about their wife.

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It didn't happen to BeerMoney. And yeah, it would definitely suck to find that out, but since BM's made it clear that it didn't happen to him, I'm hoping that my little joke didn't offend anybody. Sorry if it happened to you (or anybody else)...

BeerMoney

06-26-2005, 01:32 AM

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Dude, u know, as I was writing this, I thought should I write some stupid disqualifier saying "no, my wife did not.. " Anyway, my point is this, u have no originality. Come back here when you can think of a repartee that hasn't already been posted, or isn't incredibly obvious.

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Fine then, answer my serious question. If that's the truth, that your wife/gf/whatever, was a huge whore, how did you get this far into a relationship without finding out about it earlier? I mean, if you had just met or whatever, that's one thing, but if she's your wife, why should this be news?

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This hasn't happened to me dude. Sorry, it seems you wish it did though.

PoBoy321

06-26-2005, 01:34 AM

OK, you asked the question, so I'm treating it as if it did happen to you. I recognize that it didn't. Since you're really getting your panties in a bunch about this, let me rewrite it and replace "you" with "hypothetical person."

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Fine then, answer my serious question. If that's the truth, that hypothetical person's wife/gf/whatever, was a huge whore, how did hypothetical person get this far into a relationship without finding out about it earlier? I mean, if hypothetical person had just met her or whatever, that's one thing, but if she's his wife, why should this be news?

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Satisfied, jerkoff?

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06-26-2005, 01:42 AM

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Calling her "cumdumpster" is sort of shitty but I understand I guess.

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I've always wondered why, if this girl has no respect for herself, how she, or anyone else, can expect anyone to have any respect for her.

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I try and treat everyone with respect, regardless of their level of self esteem. I call it being nice, but that is just me.

PoBoy321

06-26-2005, 01:43 AM

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I try and treat everyone with respect, regardless of their level of self esteem. I call it being nice, but that is just me.

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I agree, I'm just raising the question.

tdarko

06-26-2005, 10:28 AM

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I try and treat everyone with respect, regardless of their level of self esteem. I call it being nice, but that is just me.

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i agree with you for the most part but sometimes people need to hear what they are to make them realize or change...just in this case everyone does it behind her back.

jakethebake

06-26-2005, 10:51 AM

I think the clear answer is to inform her that it's only fair if she now invites her old volleyball team over for you to bang some night.

radek2166

06-26-2005, 11:20 AM

What would I do? nothing. WTF can you do get mad? Yeah that will help. We all have a past and we all have done things that we are not proud of. Why even care.

The funny part to me is how people post here looking for advice.

Should I hit it____________________________________?
Would you__________________________________________?
What if(happened to a friend)______________________?

The sad part is the fact that we look for others to validate how we feel.

radek2166

06-26-2005, 11:24 AM

one other thing. I guess you can tell your friend to look at the brightside. Atleast she did not sleep with livestock.

Casue just think thier is some poor bastard out there loking at porn and seeing his G/F and some animal.

Can allways be worse.

spamuell

06-26-2005, 11:35 AM

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I guess you can tell your friend to look at the brightside. Atleast she did not sleep with livestock.

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This is an awesome answer to just about any situation.

MEbenhoe

06-26-2005, 11:36 AM

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I take it this is 'hypothetical' of course.

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No, unfortunately for my situation it was the basketball team.

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This hasn't happened to me dude. Sorry, it seems you wish it did though.

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radek2166

06-26-2005, 11:38 AM

HopeydaFish

06-26-2005, 11:49 AM

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I guess you can tell your friend to look at the brightside. Atleast she did not sleep with livestock.

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This is an awesome answer to just about any situation.

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My wife slept with my brother.
Well, at least she didn't sleep with livestock.

I just realized my wife is a crackwhore.
Well, at least she didn't sleep with livestock.

My wife won't let me stick it in her pooper.
Well, at least she didn't sleep with livestock.

I think you're on to something here.

spamuell

06-26-2005, 11:51 AM

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I guess you can tell your friend to look at the brightside. Atleast she did not sleep with livestock.

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This is an awesome answer to just about any situation.

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My wife slept with my brother.
Well, at least she didn't sleep with livestock.

I just realized my wife is a crackwhore.
Well, at least she didn't sleep with livestock.

My wife won't let me stick it in her pooper.
Well, at least she didn't sleep with livestock.

I think you're on to something here.

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"My mother just died in a car accident."

jakethebake

06-26-2005, 11:53 AM

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"My mother just died in a car accident."

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Yep. Works there too.

radek2166

06-26-2005, 11:54 AM

My wife won't let me stick it in her pooper.

Friend says "I have seen porn of a dog sticking it in your wife's pooper" /images/graemlins/grin.gif

HopeydaFish

06-26-2005, 12:17 PM

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"My mother just died in a car accident."

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Yep. Works there too.

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Yeah, given the choice of having to watch a video of my mom having sex with livestock, and having her die in a car accident...I'm going with "car accident" every time.

man

06-26-2005, 03:48 PM

it's in the past. if you're a mature and understanding human being, you will see that what a person does when she's young and immature has no bearing on who they are. watch chasing amy.

jakethebake

06-26-2005, 03:52 PM

...wait 20 years. Eventually your sex life will need some spicing up. Then she can tell you the stories. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Vavavoom

06-27-2005, 05:23 AM

Any old basketball team or the "Harlem GlobeTrotters".....

Can u imagine them serenading her in the boudoir with their music....U know the theme tune they have.....

http://img172.echo.cx/img172/9189/harlem7zk.th.png (http://img172.echo.cx/my.php?image=harlem7zk.png)

sexdrugsmoney

06-27-2005, 05:46 AM

This question is very hard.

Logically, nobody has the right to judge anyone on their past behaviour, especially if it was before the husband met his wife ... but as in all matters of the heart, logic is usually the first thing abandoned for pure feeling ... and therein lies the problem.

Ofcourse you (you as in "the husband") is going to be anywhere from shocked/disapointed/disgusted/hurt/outraged etc ... (take your pick) I mean you can say "she was young" or "she was experimenting" etc but at the end of the day, when the person you have chosen to spend your life with has starred in an amateur episode of high school bukkake ... that's gotta F with you in the head big time.

I don't have an answer for this question except hope it never happens to you and if it does, watch Chasing Amy and think long and hard. /images/graemlins/confused.gif