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touchfaith
06-16-2005, 04:20 PM
What is/are your favorite(s) sayings that you are either fairly sure you made up yourself, or the owner does not know you are taking credit for...

I've got...

"Do onto others before others do-do on you"

and...

"If 'if' was a 'fifth', we'd all be drunk"


Lets hear um...
jcmack13
06-16-2005, 04:29 PM
"Beer before poker, never been broker. Poker before beer, you're in the clear."
Patrick del Poker Grande
06-16-2005, 04:29 PM
[ QUOTE ]

"Do onto others before others do-do on you"

and...

"If 'if' was a 'fifth', we'd all be drunk"

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These suck. 1 Star.
Amid Cent
06-16-2005, 04:32 PM
When you win or get something for free, especially when it's a very small amount... "It's better than a kick in the head"
Patrick del Poker Grande
06-16-2005, 04:34 PM
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When you win or get something for free, especially when it's a very small amount... "It's better than a kick in the head"

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"Better than a kick in the ___" is not original and it's not yours.

Also, I proclaim myself to be the official OOT Sayings Czar.
jakethebake
06-16-2005, 04:35 PM
This thread is lame. You take the blame.
WEASEL45
06-16-2005, 05:04 PM
you cant lose if you quit
Mike Cuneo
06-16-2005, 09:30 PM
buttttttterrrrr
Alobar
06-16-2005, 09:53 PM
"Bitches are dumb, thats why they are called dumb bitches"
CardSharpCook
06-16-2005, 10:13 PM
The difference between INsane and INlove is how she feels about you.

The heart is always big enough.

What one does for a living and how they serve God are rarely related.

We write the history that we can live with.

Love is.

Hope never dies.

Damn, I have so many of these... They usually come back to me when it is applicable. I have a bunch of poker sayings too, but those aren't to be shared here.

CSC
tinga81
06-16-2005, 10:26 PM
A few words that we put together after one night sittin around the "peace pipe."

Confirmative,
Confirm + Affirmative: which is another way to say you're pretty sure about something.

Chillaxin,
Chillin + Relaxin: as in if you're asked what's up ..

Friend: "What's up"
You: "Chillaxin"

Maybe it could be the answer to Sup bro?
ThaSaltCracka
06-16-2005, 10:30 PM
Bronson for beer.

"lets go pound some bronsons"

variation is Bronstones
Patrick del Poker Grande
06-16-2005, 10:32 PM
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Chillaxin,
Chillin + Relaxin

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I don't ever want to see or hear this mentioned again. Also, it isn't original or attributable to you, either.
tbach24
06-16-2005, 10:33 PM
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Chillaxin,
Chillin + Relaxin

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I don't ever want to see or hear this mentioned again. Also, it isn't original or attributable to you, either.

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Dude, chillax
Brain
06-16-2005, 10:35 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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Chillaxin,
Chillin + Relaxin

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I don't ever want to see or hear this mentioned again.[ QUOTE ]


Ditto. I don't know why, but hearing that word drives me up a wall.
tinga81
06-16-2005, 10:44 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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Chillaxin,
Chillin + Relaxin

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I don't ever want to see or hear this mentioned again. Also, it isn't original or attributable to you, either.

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i supposed you missed the "peace pipe" part .. that may have clouded where that word came from ...

the topic also said

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Favorite original or (semi-original) saying

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Cumulonimbus
06-16-2005, 10:57 PM
I didn't make this up, but I do overuse it..... "YA GOTTA WANT IT!"
maryfield48
06-17-2005, 02:20 AM
Modesty is the refuge of the mediocre.
Alobar
06-17-2005, 02:29 AM
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Modesty is the refuge of the mediocre.

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oooo, I like that.
Boris
06-17-2005, 03:09 AM
heard in a board meeting today for a company that was 15 months behind schedule and millions over budget....

CEO: "This isn't a data driven comment, but I think our prospects for success are really great."

Fortunately it was a conference call cuz I nearly pissed myself laughing. "This isn't a data driven comment", I'm definitely using that one many times in the future.