09-20-2001, 11:37 AM
Collateral damage due to Hold'em gluttony is the additional expense charged to Hold'em Junkies. Closing a Casino in the Mid West with no rewards, only lighter pockets, does not make for a happy camper. The SPM returned to his Suburban life as Basement Man on Wednesday morning after 12 + hours of Hold'em gluttony. It was 5:30 a. m. when he walked into his suburban basement office. He was charged with the duties of running a mail order business that requires someone to answer the phone. Mrs Suburban Wife is a critical care B.S.N. RN who works hard and refuses to answer the business line. She says she doesn't know what to say, that's when Basement Man figure out what the B.S. in B.S.N. means, Born Stupid. However, in all other ways she is a Hold'em Junkies best friend and loving wife. She's just telephone challenged.
Some would say it would be a good idea for Basement Man to catch a few hours of sleep before the phone begins to ring. However, his alter ego SMP was under the impression he had loyal readers on 2+2 and did not want to disappoint them. So he spent 4 ½ hours creating a short story concerning the life and times of SPM. Then he started answering the phone, finally at 8:00 p.m. Wednesday sleep was granted.
Thursday morning SPM started his day racing to 2+2 to check the views of his posts. Because very few stop to post a message. What he found broke is heart. Thousand of Posters lead by the Word Counter General Ray Zee were up in arms concerning the length of the SPM's posts. We could write more concerning this recent turn of events. However we are trying to cut down, for fear of further retaliation.
SPM,...feeling there's more to say...
Some would say it would be a good idea for Basement Man to catch a few hours of sleep before the phone begins to ring. However, his alter ego SMP was under the impression he had loyal readers on 2+2 and did not want to disappoint them. So he spent 4 ½ hours creating a short story concerning the life and times of SPM. Then he started answering the phone, finally at 8:00 p.m. Wednesday sleep was granted.
Thursday morning SPM started his day racing to 2+2 to check the views of his posts. Because very few stop to post a message. What he found broke is heart. Thousand of Posters lead by the Word Counter General Ray Zee were up in arms concerning the length of the SPM's posts. We could write more concerning this recent turn of events. However we are trying to cut down, for fear of further retaliation.
SPM,...feeling there's more to say...