Stuff That Bugs Me About Porn

[Dark Force Rising]

Different strokes for different folks but I think I'm in the majority here. Burgeoning pornographers take note.

Double penetration and two or more dudes on one chick. Yep, that's my fantasy. A girl chugging anothers guys crank, making out with him, blowing me, making out with me, our 'nads slapping against each others' and our shafts grazing as she simultaneously finishes us off. Oh, and our jizz getting on each other.

Gaping Anal. Who needs to see this?

The dude finishing himself off. This has always blown my mind. Isn't that why we screw? So we don't have to spank?

There is a lot more but I'll defer to the forum.

[AngryCola]

I guarantee there is a big market for everything you mentioned.

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[tdarko]

everything has a market.

[spamuell]

You're right, you must be in the majority, look how unpopular that type of pornongraphy is.

[AngryCola]

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everything has a market.

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That's not true.

Example (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1808404170&cf=premiere&photoid=487344 &intl=us)

[beerbandit]

i just hate it when i cant find the remote and the video is playing some stupid part

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Gaping Anal. Who needs to see this?


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i could live without this also


cheers

[astroglide]

i don't like DPs. i'm not offended by two guys being involved or whatever but i just think the angles are bad. it's often awkward, but my problem with it is that you can't really see the girl well.

DV/DA is where it really gets gay for me.

i don't get anything out of gapes.

i always skip through reverse cowgirl and piledriver positions.

[jakethebake]

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The dude finishing himself off. This has always blown my mind. Isn't that why we screw? So we don't have to spank?

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I have to disagree on this one. There's something fun about shooting all over her.

[Tyler Durden]

Nothing bugs me about porn.

[mostsmooth]

you appear to be slightly homophobic,no?

[ceyoung]

uh oh... the self-hate diagnosis

[Beerfund]

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Gaping Anal. Who needs to see this?

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As long as it's female, Yes please.

[swede123]

Closeups where they don't retouch/edit out razor burn, zits and that kind of stuff. If the bitch's ass is broken out don't zoom in on it, ok?

Swede

[jakethebake]

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you appear to be slightly homophobic,no?

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sopmehow i think that not wanting my nads touching another guys, or wanting to see it, doesn't make me homophobic.

Do you watch gay porn? No? You mst be a homophobe. That's pretty dumb.

[jakethebake]

i dislike porn that is all close ups. they zoom in on every part for like a minute or two each with no wide angles at all so you can barely tell whats going on.

[Dark Force Rising]

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you appear to be slightly homophobic,no?

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Yeah, I'm just a hung up right wing wacko. Maybe I'll look for a therapist who can help me learn to like having another dudes jizz on me.

[mostsmooth]

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you appear to be slightly homophobic,no?

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Do you watch gay porn? No? You mst be a homophobe. That's pretty dumb.

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totally different.
but youre right, homophobic was the wrong word.
it was easier than getting writing more, im lazy
im going home

[astroglide]

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Maybe I'll look for a therapist who can help me learn to like having another dudes jizz on me.

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lol /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[IndieMatty]

Hilarious.

[ScottyP431]

Two guys and one girl is just the wrong kind of teamwork. I'm a one dick per fantasy kind of guy; my penis is the star of my own fantasy... Two girls and one guy, that's holding... sharing... helping... hugging... caring. The other way around is down right brutal if you ask me... chick looks like a chicken on a rotisserie.

Did anyone see the HBO series "pornocopia"?

[mostsmooth]

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you appear to be slightly homophobic,no?

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Yeah, I'm just a hung up right wing wacko. Maybe I'll look for a therapist who can help me learn to like having another dudes jizz on me.

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wasnt replying to your entire post, mainly just the parts about the guys unintentionally coming in contact with each other and you getting freaked out.

[Beerfund]

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Closeups where they don't retouch/edit out razor burn, zits and that kind of stuff. If the bitch's ass is broken out don't zoom in on it, ok?

Swede

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That's the best part, reminds me of the 34 year old mother of 4 that I left the bar with last night.

[Dark Force Rising]

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you appear to be slightly homophobic,no?

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Yeah, I'm just a hung up right wing wacko. Maybe I'll look for a therapist who can help me learn to like having another dudes jizz on me.

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wasnt replying to your entire post, mainly just the parts about the guys unintentionally coming in contact with each other and you getting freaked out.

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Being gay is fine. Doing gay stuff when you are not gay is pretty figgin' gay, though.

[lucas9000]

i find nothing attractive about dp or even anal in general, much less the gaping kind. i also hate it when they're rough on the women. the whole thing where they make girls choke on their shlongs and stuff like that is imo very -ev.

[Beerfund]

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you appear to be slightly homophobic,no?

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Yeah, I'm just a hung up right wing wacko. Maybe I'll look for a therapist who can help me learn to like having another dudes jizz on me.

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wasnt replying to your entire post, mainly just the parts about the guys unintentionally coming in contact with each other and you getting freaked out.

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Being gay is fine. Doing gay stuff when you are not gay is pretty figgin' gay, though.

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Everyone is a little gay.

[Sponger15SB]

The one thing that bugs me is when a girl is screaming and moaning like crazy when shes getting double stuffed whiled doing the clumsy pelican.

Yeah, I'm sure she finds this wonderful...


Also, the worst moment in porn is when the guy is on top but he is like kneeling and they do a camera angle from behind so 1/2 the screen is the dudes hairy [censored].

[Sponger15SB]

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you appear to be slightly homophobic,no?

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Yeah, I'm just a hung up right wing wacko. Maybe I'll look for a therapist who can help me learn to like having another dudes jizz on me.

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wasnt replying to your entire post, mainly just the parts about the guys unintentionally coming in contact with each other and you getting freaked out.

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Being gay is fine. Doing gay stuff when you are not gay is pretty figgin' gay, though.

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I saw a gay porn once. I didn't know it until half way through. The girls never came. THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!!!

[astroglide]

guy/girl porn that doesn't involve anal is pretty much going the way of the dodo

[jakethebake]

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Also, the worst moment in porn is when the guy is on top but he is like kneeling and they do a camera angle from behind so 1/2 the screen is the dudes hairy [censored].

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Yes. Why do they do that? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[chaas4747]

I watched a documentary once that talked about the porn industry. Turns out some of the gay porn actors are actually straight, gay porn just pays like 1000% times more than straight porn.

[astroglide]

it's not "some", it's at least half and probably a sound majority

[asofel]

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I watched a documentary once that talked about the porn industry. Turns out some of the gay porn actors are actually straight, gay porn just pays like 1000% times more than straight porn.

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yeah...peter north when he was younger...lets just say they focused on his face for a sec and when they zoomed out, ALT-F4!!!

[Uglyowl]

How bout when the start moaning the second they are touched. How unrealistic! Or is it my lack of skill /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[kurosh]

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Burgeoning pornographers take note.

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*makes a note*

What I *HATE* is when the guy is about to come, they zoom in on his orgasm face. UGH. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE FACE OF A GUY AS HE COMES.

[Uglyowl]

From Bill Simmons articles...

The porn stars body parts are referred to as a third person. Spank that.... lick that @#*@ ...

[Uglyowl]

Oh yeah...

Rubbers and porn don't mix

[MicroBob]

i have never liked the hard-core porn stuff you guys are talking about....mostly for the reasons expressed here.

Watching some guys face as he's gizzing everywhere or just getting to look at his schlong makes me about as un-hard as I can possibly get.

I don't consider myself a homophobe...it's just that schlongs turn me off...thus most porn turns me off.

[bholdr]

...and i garuntee that i'm not homophobic. i see it like this: i can have one girl on the screen... or two... two is better than one. (and the taboo aspect makes it that much hotter... more hot... whatever)

as for seeing two dudes doing one girl... i don't mind, really, but i'd rather see three girls... etc, etc...

[mostsmooth]

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you appear to be slightly homophobic,no?

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Yeah, I'm just a hung up right wing wacko. Maybe I'll look for a therapist who can help me learn to like having another dudes jizz on me.

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wasnt replying to your entire post, mainly just the parts about the guys unintentionally coming in contact with each other and you getting freaked out.

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Being gay is fine. Doing gay stuff when you are not gay is pretty figgin' gay, though.

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banging a chick is not gay, double teaming a chick is not necessarily gay, having your sack touch your buddies sack while your DPing a chick is not necessarily gay. it would be gay if you did it on purpose for pleasure.
also, ive seen plenty of porn and plenty of DP porn, ive never fixated on the guys sack, and couldnt tell you if theyve ever touched. maybe youre looking in the wrong spot. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[bernie]

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Gaping Anal. Who needs to see this?

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I had a very hard time getting by this line I was laughing so hard. What a perfect adjective.

Besides, doesn't this appeal to the inner proctologist in all of us?

How about the stuff where someone holds cellophane, or doesn't, and has someone crap on their face? Never understood that one. I have brief a video of it though. It's my ace in the hole when people try to out-gross me. It ends all discussion. Even funnier is that some consider it art.

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[bernie]

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Maybe I'll look for a therapist who can help me learn to like having another dudes jizz on me.


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How about a dermatologist. I hear it's good for the skin and complexion.

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[Uglyowl]

You know what really bugs me...

THE LACK OF CUDDLING

[Uglyowl]

c-section scars

YUCK

[Rushmore]

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i dislike porn that is all close ups. they zoom in on every part for like a minute or two each with no wide angles at all so you can barely tell whats going on.

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Jake, I am always a little afraid when we agree, but I guess I'll just have to be afraid.

A closeup from time to time is nice for the--ahem--visceral reality of the act.

But I REQUIRE wider angles with shots of the face, the expression, a chance to see the woman's entire physique...the whole thing. That's what makes it for me.

And it's not homophobic to not want some guy's hairy sack floppin up against you or his jizz involved with you in any way.

It's common freakin sense if you're straight.

[Rushmore]

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How about the stuff where someone holds cellophane, or doesn't, and has someone crap on their face?

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Man, that sounds great! I mean, really, REALLY freakin GREAT!

Come on. These people should be in institutions.

"Yeah, baby. Gimme what you had for breakfast...all over my face!!

Abject.

[mantasm]

The only thing I hate is all the people having sex.

[Uglyowl]

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How about the stuff where someone holds cellophane, or doesn't, and has someone crap on their face?

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Man, that sounds great! I mean, really, REALLY freakin GREAT!

Come on. These people should be in institutions.

"Yeah, baby. Gimme what you had for breakfast...all over my face!!

Abject.

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They have videos with that? ICK

[mostsmooth]

at first i thought it said cellphone rather than cellophane. i couldnt figure out what the cellphone was for.

[STLantny]

The zoom in on the guys face at any point, when hes nailing her. also, goatse.

[Tron]

Hahahaha, I thought the exact same thing at first