brad
10-15-2002, 07:44 PM
so anyway ive got scabies. like pubic lice but about 10 times worse. icky.
ever see that show that comes on before (maybe after) the sopranos, curb your enthusiasm? i just figured out the show isnt about how other people are weird, its about how larry (shows main guy) is a weirdo. heh. also just found out that kazaa has all the shows for download, so now im gonna have all next generation star trek and c.y.e. on my harddrive. i guess that makes me an ueber-schmuck. heh
so anyway the only uncomfortable question from the nurse / preliminary interviewer in the exam room wasnt whether i was a fag or not, it was when she goes 'and have you gone down ... ' . so i was just kinda stunned, i asked 'have i gone down on her?' , nod affirmative from nurse, and i sheepishly say, yes. so she asks me if i have any discharge or drip or whatever, and i say no, just a skin thing, youll see when you look at it, and she goes well im not going to look at it, and i go well i mean whoever is gonna look at it. whew. i feel like im being grilled here.
so the dr. comes in, hes got a resident or whatever with him hes teaching, i tell him i think ive got scabies, (im real familiar with it from internet, goddamn internet) we proceed to talk, resident asks questions and i answer most of them. dr. wants to give me lindane i tell him, no, permethrin, resident goes how do you spell, that, dr. says p-y, i interrupt him and say no i think its p-e-r.
im beginning to see why people think i give them a hard time. (doctors examining me and resident points to my genitals and says so that definitely means yeast infection ,heh, and i say, hey, dont touch that without gloves, he goes i know, and im like well yeah i guess more for your protection than mine. )
so anyway it turns out i had a yeast infection. i didnt even know guys could get a yeast infection.
for some reason dr. wrote me a scrip for 5% permethrin too, just in case, just in case i wouldnt shut up i guess.
so im leaving i tell the doc thanks (he says sure junior, hes been calling me junior for some reason) and say i hope i never see him again. heh
brad
p.s. ok so now ive got a scrip i dont need and 20 3 ounce bottles of 10% sulfur cream i was gonna use as a backup (another cure for scabies is to slathe sulfur cream over your entire body for 3 days. shower,slathe,shower,slathe,shower,slathe,shower,d one.- elapsed time 3 days.)
so if you see me in the casino and wonder why i smell like matches its cause ive got 20 jars of sulfur cream to get rid of. also if you need a scrip for 5% permethrin let me know before it expires.
daaa da-da da-da--da-da ...
ever see that show that comes on before (maybe after) the sopranos, curb your enthusiasm? i just figured out the show isnt about how other people are weird, its about how larry (shows main guy) is a weirdo. heh. also just found out that kazaa has all the shows for download, so now im gonna have all next generation star trek and c.y.e. on my harddrive. i guess that makes me an ueber-schmuck. heh
so anyway the only uncomfortable question from the nurse / preliminary interviewer in the exam room wasnt whether i was a fag or not, it was when she goes 'and have you gone down ... ' . so i was just kinda stunned, i asked 'have i gone down on her?' , nod affirmative from nurse, and i sheepishly say, yes. so she asks me if i have any discharge or drip or whatever, and i say no, just a skin thing, youll see when you look at it, and she goes well im not going to look at it, and i go well i mean whoever is gonna look at it. whew. i feel like im being grilled here.
so the dr. comes in, hes got a resident or whatever with him hes teaching, i tell him i think ive got scabies, (im real familiar with it from internet, goddamn internet) we proceed to talk, resident asks questions and i answer most of them. dr. wants to give me lindane i tell him, no, permethrin, resident goes how do you spell, that, dr. says p-y, i interrupt him and say no i think its p-e-r.
im beginning to see why people think i give them a hard time. (doctors examining me and resident points to my genitals and says so that definitely means yeast infection ,heh, and i say, hey, dont touch that without gloves, he goes i know, and im like well yeah i guess more for your protection than mine. )
so anyway it turns out i had a yeast infection. i didnt even know guys could get a yeast infection.
for some reason dr. wrote me a scrip for 5% permethrin too, just in case, just in case i wouldnt shut up i guess.
so im leaving i tell the doc thanks (he says sure junior, hes been calling me junior for some reason) and say i hope i never see him again. heh
brad
p.s. ok so now ive got a scrip i dont need and 20 3 ounce bottles of 10% sulfur cream i was gonna use as a backup (another cure for scabies is to slathe sulfur cream over your entire body for 3 days. shower,slathe,shower,slathe,shower,slathe,shower,d one.- elapsed time 3 days.)
so if you see me in the casino and wonder why i smell like matches its cause ive got 20 jars of sulfur cream to get rid of. also if you need a scrip for 5% permethrin let me know before it expires.
daaa da-da da-da--da-da ...