The Official 2+2 Tattoo Thread

[ILL34GL3]

Nice tat man! You must be a real rebel, or just another conformist moron. What the [censored] is so rebellious and cool about tattoos anyway? According to the Lycos 50 (a list of the most commonly used search terms) 'Tattoos' was the 7th most sought out subject in 2004 right up their with Janet Jackson, Paris Hilton, Clay Aiken, Britney Spears and Pamela Anderson. Well it looks like tattoos are keeping company with a bunch of fake-ass, no talent attention whores. How not ironic.

Have you ever wondered why the mass media is constantly throwing tattoos in your face? I have a theory on that. You see, during my college years I worked on the night shift as a correctional officer and often I was privy to the convicts' travel cards. A travel card consists of a condensed description and background of each inmate. Guess what's considered to be one of the most accurate determinants of identity. That's right, it's that permanent mark of rebellion, the tattoo. Criminals are notoriously stupid. They are also notoriously tattooed. Tattoos and stupidity go hand in hand.

Now if the powers that be can convince every potential self-styled rebel to brand themselves with these unique symbols of identification, well then we have a bunch of morons who have stripped themselves of the virtue of anonymity. It's an effective way to disarm a possible insurgent of one of his most valued weapons. Cops appreciate you voluntarily accepting the same marks of identification that ranchers apply to their livestock. Yeah buddy congratulations, you're as rebellious as a sheep. Born to be wild? More like born to be domesticated. Hell, at least the sheep struggles to avoid getting a tattoo. You might as well go to the front of the line to get your microchip implant.

Even Tony Danza advises against getting tatoos. Tony learned the hard way. His dumbass got a tattoo of R. Crumb's famous "Keep on Truckin'" image on his forearm. Who's the boss? Obviously not you, ya [censored] tattooed moron. Way to brand yourself with a 70's icon Tony. We all appreciate the opportunity to point and laugh at you. Forever. You people with tattoos of barbed wire and chinese words have no room to laugh at Tony here. Ching chang, you're not chinese bitch!

People, I'm begging you, don't lump yourselves in with the fake-ass, no talent attention whores, the stupid criminals, the mindless cattle and the Tony Danzas of the world. Don't get a tattoo.

[thatpfunk]

um, ok.

[deacsoft]

Yeah... I didn't know you before but now you're now a tool.

[AngryCola]

Okay?

I have a tattoo and I didn't get it to be a rebel, or any of the other reasons you listed.

In fact, I never thought I would get a tattoo.
They always seemed stupid to me, and the majority of them are.

Mine is personal to me, and most people rarely see it.
I think only about 3 people know what my tattoo is all about. It's a secret. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[ILL34GL3]

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Yeah... I didn't know you before but now you're now a tool.

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Nice sentence structure. How many tats do you have?

[deacsoft]

It's nice to see that you diversify your meaningless idiocy equally among your opinions about tatoos and your sarcasm.

To answer your question: 5 (all of which are concealable)

[Lazymeatball]

I agree.
I don't know why other posters are giving you crap, although you do come off kind of crazy with this unprovoked yet very well constructed rant. If any Pooh-Bah had made that post people would be slobbering all over it.

[jimdmcevoy]

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Have you ever wondered why the mass media is constantly throwing tattoos in your face?

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Nope.

It must be subliminal too cause I haven't noticed.

I also was not aware that the owners of mass media are interested in keeping tabs on criminals.

[thatpfunk]

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I agree.
I don't know why other posters are giving you crap, although you do come off kind of crazy with this unprovoked yet very well constructed rant. If any Pooh-Bah had made that post people would be slobbering all over it.

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Uh, he sounds like a freaking psycho, thats why people are giving him [censored]. I don't have tatoos, and generally make fun of them, but this is absurd. Just because something is written well, doesn't make the content worth a second of your time.

[captZEEbo1]

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Criminals are notoriously stupid. They are also notoriously tattooed. Tattoos and stupidity go hand in hand.

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[deacsoft]

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Criminals are notoriously stupid. They are also notoriously tattooed. Tattoos and stupidity go hand in hand.

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That is funny. As stated, I have 5 tattoos. I also have an IQ well above 140. I guess that makes the quoted statement either a hasty generalization or myself the one currently known exception on 2+2.

[captZEEbo1]

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Criminals are notoriously stupid. They are also notoriously tattooed. Tattoos and stupidity go hand in hand.

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That is funny. As stated, I have 5 tatoos. I also have an IQ well above 140. I guess that makes the quoted statement either a hasty generalization or myself the one currently known exception on 2+2.

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it's just one of those funny arguments that are obviously flawed, like this one:

http://matrix.netsoc.tcd.ie/~horkana/junkmail/images/equation.jpg

[Matty]

I'm thinking of tattooing my entire right bicep/shoulder. All I need is a good English or Korean to Chinese translator.

[Pinga]

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During the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, the question everyone asked was, "How could such an intelligent man do something so stupid?" Here, Robert Sternberg, Ph.D., professor of psychology and education at Yale and American Psychological Association president-elect, has gathered a group of intelligence experts to ponder why smart people sometimes do incredibly stupid things. The proposed explanations include mistaken beliefs, lack of "street smarts," failure to self-regulate and mindlessness, among others. Though the title sounds frivolous, in fact this book is a serious attempt to understand a common phenomenon. Students of human behavior should find it appealing and may even learn how to avoid doing stupid things.

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Why smart people can be so stupid (http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1175/is_4_35/ai_91752212)
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Pinga

[Chris Daddy Cool]

i have a tattoo concealed that only a handful of people know about.

and my friend has tattoos of his deseased mother's and best friend's names. i guess that makes him stupid???

[AngryCola]

Not me.

It was a silly rant.

[Mayhap]

Thanks for your very well written and poignant post.

/M

[daveymck]

I was thinking of getting a tattoo at some point this year, thanks to the posting I now have changed my plans and will not be.

I dont want the pesky governtment tracking me based on my tattoos.

I mean they already have;

NAtional Insurance Number (like your social security number)
Drivers Licence
Car Registration
Passport Details
Electoral Register
Tv Licence register
All my taxable income details
All my companies details.

I know dont want to have any other identifying features to make life easy for them or conform to what society wants from me.

[2planka]

Glad to see that there is yet another person out there who is smarter and better than me. Congratulations. Your self-righteousness is sure to be lauded by the vast unwashed.

Oh and your conspiracy theory is insightful. Just because you're paranoid, don't think they aren't watching you, too.

What I do to my own body is my business. I have tattoos. I have them for reasons that your vast intellect probably couldn't grasp.

Don't preach to me.

[ILL34GL3]

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I'm thinking of tattooing my entire right bicep/shoulder. All I need is a good English or Korean to Chinese translator.

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Before you go and do something stupid, read this article. Click on it to enlarge it:
http://img153.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img153&image=tattoonews5qn.png
And remember, ching chang, you're not chinese bitch!

[Matty]

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Before you go and do something stupid, read this article. Click on it to enlarge it:
http://img153.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img153&image=tattoonews5qn.png
And remember, ching chang, you're not chinese bitch!

[/ QUOTE ]You're making some pretty stupid assumptions.

Bitch.

[pshreck]

I agree that most tattoos are pretty stupid. I think it has something to do with artificial permanence, especially when I rarely find the 'art' remotely beautiful.

[astroglide]

i didn't read your post but it looks anti-tattoo. i don't have any. i think they're fine, and i think you're an elitist douche.

[ILL34GL3]

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Before you go and do something stupid, read this article. Click on it to enlarge it:
http://img153.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img153&image=tattoonews5qn.png
And remember, ching chang, you're not chinese bitch!

[/ QUOTE ]You're making some pretty stupid assumptions.

Bitch.

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Sorry Charlie.

[GreywolfNYC]

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Criminals are notoriously stupid. They are also notoriously tattooed. Tattoos and stupidity go hand in hand.

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That is funny. As stated, I have 5 tattoos. I also have an IQ well above 140. I guess that makes the quoted statement either a hasty generalization or myself the one currently known exception on 2+2.

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Nope, you're not alone. I've got two tattoos and an IQ that's been measured at over 150. Nice to be in good company, deac. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[bdk3clash]

So wait--are you for or against tattoos?

[Voltron87]

I have some good ideas for tattoos, but they probably look better in my mind than on my body. And they're also permanent. That worries me a little. But I'm still young.

[mmbt0ne]

So what was the plan here? Copy a month-old post of yours from another message board because they gave it a negative ranking? You're such a badass, it's no wonder you hate people with tattoos. They're just trying to reach your level of awesomeness.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57731

[Shajen]

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So what was the plan here? Copy a month-old post of yours from another message board because they gave it a negative ranking? You're such a badass, it's no wonder you hate people with tattoos. They're just trying to reach your level of awesomeness.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57731

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PWNAGE. Nice work yo.

You gotta admit, though, that the tattoos on most of the players in the NBA look ridiculous (and that's not meant in a racial way, throw Brad Miller into that group). Bibby, Marbury, Miller, A. Stoudemire ... those guys are going to be real happy with themselves when they turn 50.

[AngryCola]

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So what was the plan here? Copy a month-old post of yours from another message board because they gave it a negative ranking? You're such a badass, it's no wonder you hate people with tattoos. They're just trying to reach your level of awesomeness.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57731

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Wow.

How did you find that one?
Very nice.

The OP just got seriously

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc16.jpg

[IsaacW]

I'll take a stab at this one. You just got dumped by your girlfriend, and she left you for some tattooed hard rocker, didn't she?

That sucks man. Really.

Keep fighting the good fight, though, and someday no one will get a tattoo ever again. And people will look back at February 28th, 2005 as the day it all began. The day that ILL34GL3 of 2+2 started his campaign against stupidity and criminals. That's right, both crime and stupidity in its myriad forms will be eradicated, and we will have you to thank. You will be held in the highest regard, elevated alongside the other great men and women who took it upon themselves to rid the world of various and sundry evils. You will be as a king. Nay, you shall be as a god. You shall be so revered that your name will not be spoken or recorded; you shall be known simply as "He Who Delivered Us from The Evil Tattoo. And Crime. And Stupidity."

I shall be proud to have conversed with you on this Inter-Net forum, ILL34GL3. Please look upon me favorably when you have amassed the great fortune and fame for which you are surely destined.

[Dr. Strangelove]

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So what was the plan here? Copy a month-old post of yours from another message board because they gave it a negative ranking? You're such a badass, it's no wonder you hate people with tattoos. They're just trying to reach your level of awesomeness.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57731

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This is [censored] great. What a douche.

Also, if tattoos are such great tracking devices, why not get a tattoo, and then remove it once the authorities know you have it.

Or never get caught in the first place.

[ILL34GL3]

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You gotta admit, though, that the tattoos on most of the players in the NBA look ridiculous (and that's not meant in a racial way, throw Brad Miller into that group). Bibby, Marbury, Miller, A. Stoudemire ... those guys are going to be real happy with themselves when they turn 50.

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Blacks with tattoos are about as smart as skywriting at night.

How does finding that ubersite article equal 'pwnage'? The real pwnage is all the goons taking this post seriously. Get a sense of humor. Yo.

[AngryCola]

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The real pwnage is all the goons taking this post seriously. Get a sense of humor. Yo.

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This is very weak, and does not save your post.
It's always easy to say that after one has been proven to be a silly person.


Or, what Shajen said:
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You know the problem with backpeddling? You often trip.

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[Shajen]

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You gotta admit, though, that the tattoos on most of the players in the NBA look ridiculous (and that's not meant in a racial way, throw Brad Miller into that group). Bibby, Marbury, Miller, A. Stoudemire ... those guys are going to be real happy with themselves when they turn 50.

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Blacks with tattoos are about as smart as skywriting at night.

How does finding that ubersite article equal 'pwnage'? The real pwnage is all the goons taking this post seriously. Get a sense of humor. Yo.

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You know the problem with backpeddling? You often trip.

[ILL34GL3]

You googling my rant and finding it at ubersite is not a noteworthy feat. I know you want to think I wrote that in all seriousness, because that's what you initially believed, but I wrote it in jest. I get a kick out of posting it and watching all of the tattooed goons take serious offense to it. "I have IQ blah blah and multiple tats so you're wrong." HaHa.

Why would I make a post that would offend so many if I cared about how people would rate my posts? You're every assumption exposes you for the ass you are.

[AngryCola]

Umm.. so you're admitting to being a troll?

Congratulations.
Good luck with that.

[peachy]

i have one...and it was gotten for personal reasons...not to make a statement...so ur a poor overly judgemental soul who is not happy with himself nor understands the reasoning without other peoples minds - no wonder u were a correctional officer and had those views - no brain, inferority complex, and a need for power - thus u demean everyone else so u feel that ur "above" them. Sorry but this opinion alone makes u beneath my tattoo

[AngryCola]

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Yeah and it looks like I've struck the deepest nerve with you.

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Surprisingly, I don't have a nervous system.

{NOTE}

Did you like your reply better after you deleted it and tried to add better insults?

[Reef]

I have no tattoos, and I think you're an idiot (troll)

[ILL34GL3]

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Umm.. so you're admitting to being a troll?

Congratulations.
Good luck with that.

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Yeah and it looks like I've struck the deepest nerve with you. Or else you're just pumping up your post count so you can get an uber-userrank. I bet that would make you feel fulfilled.

Good luck with that.

[mmbt0ne]

What makes you think I would waste my time googling your 'rant'? I post over there too, made fun of you over there too, and couldn't believe it when you tried to pass off the same exact thing here.

Just because you stayed up for 3 weeks trying to make yourself into the next Maddox (who is a caricature of himself now anyways) doesn't mean anyone actually find you funny. It's unfortunate that you are neither creative enough to make a new topic, or make up a new insult for people. I mean come on, you've had a month.

For potatomanjack: "Ching chang you're not chinese bitch!"
For Grey: "And remember, ching chang, you're not chinese bitch!"

[Matty]

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watching all of the tattooed goons take serious offense to it.

Why would I make a post that would offend so many

[/ QUOTE ]I think you have a warped sense of reality. We all post here out of boredom dumbass.

[ILL34GL3]

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What makes you think I would waste my time googling your 'rant'? I post over there too, made fun of you over there too, and couldn't believe it when you tried to pass off the same exact thing here.

Just because you stayed up for 3 weeks trying to make yourself into the next Maddox (who is a caricature of himself now anyways) doesn't mean anyone actually find you funny. It's unfortunate that you are neither creative enough to make a new topic, or make up a new insult for people. I mean come on, you've had a month.

For potatomanjack: "Ching chang you're not chinese bitch!"
For Grey: "And remember, ching chang, you're not chinese bitch!"

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Well I admit, it's no PWNED!

That article made heat for 5 days. Did your first post at uber generate that much interest? Have you ever generated that much interest? I didn't think so.

[AngryCola]

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*** You are ignoring this user ***

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This truely is the best way to deal with trolls who crave attention.

[oddjob]

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Nope, you're not alone. I've got two tattoos and an IQ that's been measured at over 150. Nice to be in good company, deac. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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i have no tattoos and i'm lucky if my IQ measures in the triple digets.

i'm not against tattoos, i'm just against bad tattoos, which most are.

i also agree with the asian character tattoos and "tribal" bands or butterfly tattoos on girls backs. if you're going to get inked, why not do something that is completely unique. and if you think getting one of these is unique, then there really is no help for you.

just my 2¢.

[peachy]

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I'm thinking of tattooing my entire right bicep/shoulder. All I need is a good English or Korean to Chinese translator.

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Before you go and do something stupid, read this article. Click on it to enlarge it:
http://img153.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img153&image=tattoonews5qn.png
And remember, ching chang, you're not chinese bitch!

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uummm just b/c hes not chinese doesnt mean he cant get the symbols...wow ur dense...it was HIS problem for not double checking the meanings and what not...but uummm that doesnt happen to EVERYONE. I think "most" tattooing within moderation is a unique expression of the self - and noone should be denied this - even by lunatics like u

I find it unfortunate that u have changed a few peoples minds - and think they r too easily swayed in one way or another - they should do what THEY want to do - do spread ur ignorance

[oddjob]

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That article made heat for 5 days. Did your first post at uber generate that much interest? Have you ever generated that much interest? I didn't think so.

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so admitedly this was just an attention seeking post? get a life.

[peachy]

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So what was the plan here? Copy a month-old post of yours from another message board because they gave it a negative ranking? You're such a badass, it's no wonder you hate people with tattoos. They're just trying to reach your level of awesomeness.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57731

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This is [censored] great. What a douche.

Also, if tattoos are such great tracking devices, why not get a tattoo, and then remove it once the authorities know you have it.

Or never get caught in the first place.

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IF they were SOOOO good as a tracking item then the gov't would give up on social security cards, drivers licenses, etc and tattoo us ALL with a number, or maybe some funky chinese lettering that isnt what they tell u it is!!

[citanul]

well, don't forget likely racist troll. Even better.

am i the only one who's still wondering if there's a way to have the moderator make it so ignored posts totally don't show up for the ingnorers?

citanul

[ILL34GL3]

I really doubt I've changed any minds. Hopefully I've given a couple of people a few laughs.

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i have no tattoos and i'm lucky if my IQ measures in the triple digets.

i'm not against tattoos, i'm just against bad tattoos, which most are.

i also agree with the asian character tattoos and "tribal" bands or butterfly tattoos on girls backs. if you're going to get inked, why not do something that is completely unique. and if you think getting one of these is unique, then there really is no help for you.

just my 2¢.

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I agree, most tats look crappy. I have a friend with a Taz tattoo. How lame. Most tats just look like crap. Some are neat though. One of the members of Rage Against the Machine has some cool shields on his chest and shoulders. I think that looks pretty cool.

Why don't you tattooed attention whore folk post pics of your tats so we can judge how smart and oroginal you are?

[peachy]

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You gotta admit, though, that the tattoos on most of the players in the NBA look ridiculous (and that's not meant in a racial way, throw Brad Miller into that group). Bibby, Marbury, Miller, A. Stoudemire ... those guys are going to be real happy with themselves when they turn 50.

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Blacks with tattoos are about as smart as skywriting at night.

How does finding that ubersite article equal 'pwnage'? The real pwnage is all the goons taking this post seriously. Get a sense of humor. Yo.

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wow u just went from a total moron in my book to a total racists psychopath that needs some serious mental help...im to the point where i HOPE ur kidding...b/c if ur not u need to be placed in a mental institution ASAP

[ILL34GL3]

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well, don't forget likely racist troll. Even better.

am i the only one who's still wondering if there's a way to have the moderator make it so ignored posts totally don't show up for the ingnorers?

citanul

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Am I the only one who still wonders why people cry like infants with poopy Pampers on internet forums?

[Shajen]

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am i the only one who's still wondering if there's a way to have the moderator make it so ignored posts totally don't show up for the ingnorers?

citanul

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No, you aren't. This would be a good thing.

[ILL34GL3]

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You gotta admit, though, that the tattoos on most of the players in the NBA look ridiculous (and that's not meant in a racial way, throw Brad Miller into that group). Bibby, Marbury, Miller, A. Stoudemire ... those guys are going to be real happy with themselves when they turn 50.

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Blacks with tattoos are about as smart as skywriting at night.

How does finding that ubersite article equal 'pwnage'? The real pwnage is all the goons taking this post seriously. Get a sense of humor. Yo.

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wow u just went from a total moron in my book to a total racists psychopath that needs some serious mental help...im to the point where i HOPE ur kidding...b/c if ur not u need to be placed in a mental institution ASAP

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Why is that racist? A night sky is dark. So is a black person's skin. It's hard to see skywriting on a nightsky and it's hard to see ink on a black person's skin. Don't try to pull the race card just because I said black.

[peachy]

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i also agree with the asian character tattoos and "tribal" bands or butterfly tattoos on girls backs. if you're going to get inked, why not do something that is completely unique. and if you think getting one of these is unique, then there really is no help for you.

just my 2¢.

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uummm my tattoo IS of a butterfly...and it had a very personal meaning, so dont lump mine in the NON unique category if u have not seen it...this makes u closing in on his lameness...

[peachy]

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You gotta admit, though, that the tattoos on most of the players in the NBA look ridiculous (and that's not meant in a racial way, throw Brad Miller into that group). Bibby, Marbury, Miller, A. Stoudemire ... those guys are going to be real happy with themselves when they turn 50.

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Blacks with tattoos are about as smart as skywriting at night.

How does finding that ubersite article equal 'pwnage'? The real pwnage is all the goons taking this post seriously. Get a sense of humor. Yo.

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wow u just went from a total moron in my book to a total racists psychopath that needs some serious mental help...im to the point where i HOPE ur kidding...b/c if ur not u need to be placed in a mental institution ASAP

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Why is that racist? A night sky is dark. So is a black person's skin. It's hard to see skywriting on a nightsky and it's hard to see ink on a black person's skin. Don't try to pull the race card just because I said black.

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i didnt b/c u said BLACK...i did b/c u said something was not right for them b/c of thier dark skin...i mean who r u?? who r u to say what people should and shouldnt do...and what that makes them??

[ILL34GL3]

Are you from America? Are you familiar with the !st ammendment of the Constitution?

[peachy]

yeah i am...and ur telling others thier rights r stupid

[lu_hawk]

razor wire on the biceps means tool/guido 100% of the time. girls with tattoos on their lower back means slut probably 50% of the time. i would personally never get a tattoo but i do know people who have tattoos with their kids names or their dead parents names or something like that.

[2planka]

The best part of this thread, other than the pwnage:

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Poster: ILL34GL3
*** You are ignoring this user ***



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[ILL34GL3]

Ha ha! I figured a fellow Vonnegut fan would have a sense of humor. The times they are a changin'.

[beerbandit]

i have a few tattoos

im not tony danza but i have no problem giving em a "whos the boss"


cheers

[ethan]

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am i the only one who's still wondering if there's a way to have the moderator make it so ignored posts totally don't show up for the ingnorers?

citanul

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No, you aren't. This would be a good thing.

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Agreed. I'm not sure there's a good way to do it for posts they make in other people's threads (since posters reply to them), but it should be feasible to have threads they create not show up.

[2planka]

Did you say something? Sorry, I'm ignoring you, troll.

[ILL34GL3]

And yet you come running everytime I make a post.

[Flushed]

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I'll take a stab at this one. You just got dumped by your girlfriend, and she left you for some tattooed hard rocker, didn't she?

That sucks man. Really.

Keep fighting the good fight, though, and someday no one will get a tattoo ever again. And people will look back at February 28th, 2005 as the day it all began. The day that ILL34GL3 of 2+2 started his campaign against stupidity and criminals. That's right, both crime and stupidity in its myriad forms will be eradicated, and we will have you to thank. You will be held in the highest regard, elevated alongside the other great men and women who took it upon themselves to rid the world of various and sundry evils. You will be as a king. Nay, you shall be as a god. You shall be so revered that your name will not be spoken or recorded; you shall be known simply as "He Who Delivered Us from The Evil Tattoo. And Crime. And Stupidity."

I shall be proud to have conversed with you on this Inter-Net forum, ILL34GL3. Please look upon me favorably when you have amassed the great fortune and fame for which you are surely destined.

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Nice

[ricochet420]

SHUTUP!!!

[Dr. Strangelove]

Wow. Peachy and Ill3g@l are perfect for each other.

[jakethebake]

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I have no tattoos, and I think you're an idiot (troll)

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I agree. Do people just wake up one day and say, "I think I'll mutilate my body today."? I don't get it.

[ILL34GL3]

C'mon smart people with ink, show us your tattoos. We want to see the skin art of the mentally gifted folk.

[jason_t]

This (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1991205&page=0&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1) 2+2er's tattoo is seriously gay.




http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/jason_t712/tattooavatar.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/jason_t712/tattoo5qz.jpg

[TomBrooks]

If I was planning on leading a life of crime, I would shun visible tatoos.

[InchoateHand]

I really don't invest that much thought in other people's appearance, but I will take a moment to notice that you are one of thos "I desperately want to be cool" so I'll try to be cooler-than-thou by ripping on something that was once cool and thus be both plus-plus cool and anti-cool to be the coolest dude possible.

Other people said it better: you suck.

[DBowling]

im chinese on the inside

[TomBrooks]

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People, I'm begging you...Don't get a tattoo.

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How would you suggest boys mark their rite of passage into manhood and show respect for the God-Qualities within themselves if they don't get tattoed? pictures and text here (http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/polynesia.htm)