What is the most offensive nickname for hole cards?

[wacki]

Why do I ask? Because I came up with not one but two of them last night and I want to see if it's original or not.

Example. Big slick, cowboys, and Pocket rockets are nicknames for whole cards.

[Sponger15SB]

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nicknames for whole cards.

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hmm, I'd hate to get half cards.

Also, people who use hole card nicknames are automatically either tools or dorks in my book, which ever you prefer.


it just makes me want to cringe hearing stuff like this...

"oh gee that is the 3rd time i've had big slick and big slick has been cracked every time! big slick just isn't that big, or slick"

SHUTTTTTTTTTTUPPPPPPPPP!

[DBowling]

sigfried and roy (or other gay theme) for pocket queens. i think its pretty hilarious, but could be the least PC nickname out there.

[theredwave]

I don't use hand nicknames but...Q3 is called a San Fransisco busboy...Queen with a tray.

[NLSoldier]

I think its funny hearing old guys call 69 "big lick" or "dinner for two"

[brassnuts]

pocket c*nts = QQ...

I've never really heard this.... actually I just tried to make up the most offensive name I could think of.

Edit: ... actually I'm just wasted right now.

[dr. klopek]

I hate hand nicknames as well, and agree that people who constantly use them are tools. But you know who's a bigger tool? The guy who says this:

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hmm, I'd hate to get half cards.

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[dtbog]

Hearing "pocket rockets" from any player at a table makes me instantly think he/she isn't very good.

My personal favorite is "four tits" (obviously, QQ)... or when a dealer calls refers to two pair, sixes and nines as "dinner for four".

The worst, by far, though? T2 - the Brunson.... not because I don't call it that when someone plays it, but because of the spastic bouts of name-dropping that occur following its invocation.

Example:

"Ohh.. T2, The Brunson! Nice hand."
"Hey, I thought that was David Naggrenu's favorite hand!"
"You mean Daniel Negreanu? No.... but I hear he just placed in a $2000+10 at the Bellagio!"
"$2000+10? That doesn't make any sense! When I was there, I saw Johnny Chan playing, and they took more than $10 vig..."
"Whatever... I just read this crazy thread about Gavin Griffin and this chick, 'suicide' or something"

etc etc.

-DB

[wacki]

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pocket c*nts = QQ...

I've never really heard this.... actually I just tried to make up the most offensive name I could think of.

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I'm going to bed now so I figure I'll post these:

QQ = bitches
Q/images/graemlins/spade.gifQ/images/graemlins/club.gif = crack whores

88 = snowmen (anyone know what else is a snowman?)
8/images/graemlins/spade.gif8/images/graemlins/club.gif = crackheads/rocks..... any name for crackhead/dealer

Have fun and flame away. But I do think these are wacki originals.

wacki, the equal opportunity racist.

[Klepton]

88 - pocket rapists (think lakers)

[Ulysses]

KK = "two thirds of the way to a lynching"

[johnnybeef]

how about san francisco busboy (Q3...a queen with a trey)???

[Duke]

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KK = "two thirds of the way to a lynching"

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I just call them my other 2 buddies.

~D

EDITED BECAUSE THE FIRST WAS WEAK.

[wacki]

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EDITED BECAUSE THE FIRST WAS WEAK.

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I thought the first was simply wrong.

I liked it.

[TimM]

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Hearing "pocket rockets" from any player at a table makes me instantly think he/she isn't very good.

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http://207.67.235.67/images2/5923.jpg

[rickthekeg]

"king jack off" is about as vulgar as I can think of.

[kemystery]

plain lame:
A /images/graemlins/spade.gif A /images/graemlins/heart.gif -- Alan Alda?#!% - K/images/graemlins/club.gif K /images/graemlins/heart.gif -- Kinkerbells?#$

along the lines of Jack-King-off.:
-- J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif A /images/graemlins/club.gif -- Jack Ass

Politically Correct and Not Politically Correct

A /images/graemlins/spade.gif Q /images/graemlins/spade.gif
PC - Big Chick
Not PC - Mrs. Buttersworth

A /images/graemlins/spade.gif J /images/graemlins/spade.gif
PC - Black Jack
Not PC - Aunt Jemima

A /images/graemlins/diamond.gif 3 /images/graemlins/club.gif
PC - 31 Flavors
Not Pc - 'Filipino' Slick

K /images/graemlins/spade.gif 9 /images/graemlins/spade.gif
PC - Pedigree - Best in show
Not PC - Bob Barker

Q /images/graemlins/spade.gif Q /images/graemlins/diamond.gif Q /images/graemlins/heart.gif Q /images/graemlins/club.gif
PC - Dames
Not PC - Dykes
PC - Hens
Not PC - Hookers
Old - Siegfried and Roy
New - Paris and Nicky
Maybe Not PC ----
Joy Girls, Mop Squeezers, Dye Jobs, Puta(s), Wirecutters, witches, bitches and sluts.

Q /images/graemlins/diamond.gif 8 /images/graemlins/club.gif - Face sitter

Q /images/graemlins/spade.gif 3 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif - Bitch w/ crabs

6 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif 9 /images/graemlins/club.gif - Happy Meal

[kemystery]

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"king jack off" is about as vulgar as I can think of.

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I think it's supposed to be Jack-King-off.

[deacsoft]

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"king jack off" is about as vulgar as I can think of.

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I think it's supposed to be Jack-King-off.

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It goes both ways. Funny. I heard that about you too. /images/graemlins/smile.gif (jk)

[Voltron87]

3 5 is a goldmine, I'll think of something during my live tourney today.

[daryn]

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how about san francisco busboy (Q3...a queen with a trey)???

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what's all this san francisco busboy crap? we call it the gay waiter.

[Lazymeatball]

I'm pretty sure the most offensive nickname would be for:
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"Nigger Aces"
It's got the word nigger right in the name.

disclaimer: I agree it is an innappropriate nickname, that's why I included it in the list of most offensive nicknames.

[IndieMatty]

Its less obvious then gay waiter. So that someone at one time had to ask..."Why San Francisco Busboy?" and the all knowing poker dude says "Because it's a Queen with a Tray!"

(rimjob..err rimshot)

hole card names are pretty lame

[offTopic]

It's OK, we know when you say that, you really mean "wannabe".

[nothumb]

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think it's supposed to be Jack-King-off.

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I always called this hand Pee Wee Herman...

NT

[PhatTBoll]

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I'm pretty sure the most offensive nickname would be for:
A /images/graemlins/spade.gif A /images/graemlins/club.gif
"Nigger Aces"
It's got the word nigger right in the name.

disclaimer: I agree it is an innappropriate nickname, that's why I included it in the list of most offensive nicknames.

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I prefer to call them the Tuskegee Airmen.

[7ontheline]

Maybe I'm stupid, but I don't get it - why is A3 a Filipino slick?

[mantasm]

AQ - big slit

[kemystery]

I think it's like a slur against Filipino's: i.e. while many players revere AK as 'big slick'. I'm guessing in this example to a Filipino, A 3 off would be a 'big hand'. (I dunno) Compare it to the example of a roll of $1 dollar bills with a $100 bill wrapped around it, to look like a flashy wad. Now, in different parts of the country you'll hear that referred to as any of the following:
Mexican bankroll
XXXXXX bankroll
honky roll
polish roll
danish roll etc. etc. etc.

hope this helps, the door at the front of your home.... it leads out, out into the world.

[ilya]

Idi &amp; Rob

[Ulysses]

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It's OK, we know when you say that, you really mean "wannabe".

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For the few who get this obscure reference, it's f'in hilarious.

[DBowling]

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88 - pocket rapists (think lakers)

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now THAT is hilarious

[razor]

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[kyro]

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KK = "two thirds of the way to a lynching"

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at the risk of hanging off ED's nuts like usual....

POTD

[daryn]

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I think it's like a slur against Filipino's: i.e. while many players revere AK as 'big slick'. I'm guessing in this example to a Filipino, A 3 off would be a 'big hand'. (I dunno) Compare it to the example of a roll of $1 dollar bills with a $100 bill wrapped around it, to look like a flashy wad. Now, in different parts of the country you'll hear that referred to as any of the following:
Mexican bankroll
XXXXXX bankroll
honky roll
polish roll
danish roll etc. etc. etc.

hope this helps, the door at the front of your home.... it leads out, out into the world.

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don't they call that the jewish bankroll? i'm serious.

[wacki]

It's a fill in the blank bankroll. Kind of like the Dumb _____ jokes. Before the Polish, it was the dumb Irish. If you go to Germany they have the stupid austrian jokes. We could go on and on and on. But to answer your question:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jewish+bankroll