A would you rather question?

[B Dids]

A girl that works for me claims she uses this to determine if a person is a worthwhile human or not.

Would you rather

A- be 1000lbs, grossly overweight and unable to care for yourself (and unable to lose this weight)

OR

B- have a human foot growing out of your heard. It can't be hidden or removed, and it stuffers from all the hygene issues that a foot does.

[The Dude]

B - I could still function.

[Oski]

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A girl that works for me claims she uses this to determine if a person is a worthwhile human or not.

Would you rather

A- be 1000lbs, grossly overweight and unable to care for yourself (and unable to lose this weight)

OR

B- have a human foot growing out of your heard. It can't be hidden or removed, and it stuffers from all the hygene issues that a foot does.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'd take the foot. At least I don't have to bother anyone else with having to take care of me.

And if you get in my face, I can turn sideways and say, "Talk to the foot."

[Gatts]

B, and it's not even close.

[Reef]

is surgery an option?

[B Dids]

It's not. You're stuck with whatever you've got.

[pokerjo22]

which of those options makes you a 'worthwhile human'? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Oski]

I like this question as well:

Would you rather be:

A) Horrifically ugly;

or

B) Horrifically smelly?

If you are A, you will smell very nice and have a good personality;

If you are B, you will be very attractive and have a good personality, but you smell worse than a Durian Fruit.

[deacsoft]

B. I'm sure I could get some kind of fettish porno roll with that going on.

[B Dids]

OK. Her pick was 1000lbs, because she felt like that's something that while gross, is still more common and non-likely-to-freak-people-out than the foot. So at 1000lbs you've got a better chance of having a more normal set of relationships with people.

I, like any sane person, picked the foot.

(to be fair, she's a very smart good person, I think she's just obviously freaked out by feet).

[ThaSaltCracka]

what part of my head? the front/back/forehead?

[B Dids]

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[offTopic]

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OK. Her pick was 1000lbs, because she felt like that's something that while gross, is still more common and non-likely-to-freak-people-out than the foot. So at 1000lbs you've got a better chance of having a more normal set of relationships with people.

I, like any sane person, picked the foot.

(to be fair, she's a very smart good person, I think she's just obviously freaked out by feet).

[/ QUOTE ]

More likely, she's just being a chick, and was daunted by the idea of having to always buy two pairs of matching shoes (and then leaving one shoe always unworn).

[ThaSaltCracka]

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[/ QUOTE ]top???? easy choice man, take the foot, although hats are now impossible, hmmm that sucks.

[bosoxfan]

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top???? easy choice man, take the foot, although hats are now impossible, hmmm that sucks

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You could wear one of those big cat in the hat type ones.

[pshreck]

How many extra 5 year olds could you beat up with the extra foot on the skull (both protection and kicking ability)?. Im guessing an extra 20.

Therefore I choose foot on head.

[[censored]]

what a dumb bitch

B

[Stork]

The foot, easily. Then you can show off all your really cool socks.

[mmbt0ne]

Here's a hat you can still wear.

http://www.f2f2s.com/images/NY Seuss Hat.jpg

[Duke]

A leaves you as a burden to others, so B is the only worthwhile-human choice.

Oh, she picked A. What a useless sack of [censored].

~D

[wacki]

Isn't this supposed to be a poll?

My pick is B, I don't think a 1,000 pound man can beat off. This man weighs 679 pounds.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/health/images/040920half-ton.jpg

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

A foot in your head would make for some kick-ass head-butts.