View Full Version : Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)
sthief09: i had a poker dream
me: haha
sthief09: and i dontusually have poker tdreams
me: what was it
sthief09: but wait
sthief09: it gets worse
sthief09: im playing live but i had buttons i think
sthief09: like on party
sthief09: i had 55 on the button
me: hahahaha
me: awesome
sthief09: i limped
sthief09: and then somehow it came back 3 bets to me
me: open?
sthief09: no
me: good
sthief09: so i was pissed and it ended up being capped 5 ways
me: haha, this is really funny
sthief09: the flop was 245 or something
me: WHEEL
sthief09: now im trying to think
sthief09: somehow the dealer dealt out of turn
sthief09: and dealt a 5
sthief09: so they had to burn it
sthief09: and i ended up losing
sthief09: but the important sick thing
sthief09: is that i calculated the size of the pot in my sleep
sthief09: it was 25 BB
me: hahahahaha
sthief09: i remember thinking to myself "oh the pot wasnt that big"
sthief09: then i was like "wait"
sthief09: and calculated it
sthief09: in my sleep
me: hahahaha
me: im actually laughing and waking up my roomate right now
helpmeout
12-10-2004, 08:00 AM
and yet you complain about stats posts ....
scrub
12-10-2004, 08:06 AM
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and yet you complain about stats posts ....
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I like this way more than whining about stats posts.
This rules.
scrub
blackaces13
12-10-2004, 08:20 AM
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sthief09: it was 25 BB
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Actually its 25 SBs right?
eagletmr
12-10-2004, 08:21 AM
best post in years
I think there was postflop action that wasn't described in as much detail.
From Sunday morning...
sthief09: my sleeping is all screwed up
sthief09: im hungover
me: me too /images/graemlins/smile.gif
sthief09: why are you up then
sthief09: WHY CANT I SLEEP
me: cause i usually wake up pretty early when im drunk
me: which i still am, no hung ove yet
sthief09: and i have a 5 hour bus ride to look forward to
me: ??
me: to?
sthief09: new york?
me: where are you
me: ?
me: maryland?
sthief09: yeah
me: oh, well that sounds like a fun 5 hours
sthief09: yeah i cant wait
me: so you were playing 2/4 online with me last night instead of banging your girlfriend?
sthief09: she was sleeping
me: wow, she's asleep by 7 am? sounds like a good girl, hanf on to her /images/graemlins/smile.gif
sthief09: actually she was awake, come to think of it
sthief09: so yeah iw as playing poker instead of banging my girlfriend
me: hahaha
me: idiot
sthief09: but her roommate was in here
me: dude, even better
sthief09: no excuse, i know
sthief09
12-10-2004, 08:49 AM
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sthief09: it was 25 BB
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Actually its 25 SBs right?
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no it worked out to 25 BB somehow... it was 5 ways capped preflop, then there was a lot of flop action, then the turn and I think. I don't remember. I do remember getting pissed and throwing my chips against the wall
eagletmr
12-10-2004, 09:23 AM
I think getting laid would be a +EV play for sthief
sthief09
12-10-2004, 09:27 AM
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I think getting laid would be a +EV play for sthief
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no no no, you're mixing up concepts. getting laid would be +PV, not +EV. Refer to TOP for the distinction
Chaos_ult
12-10-2004, 09:28 AM
It would sure decrease his variance.
DMBFan23
12-10-2004, 10:45 AM
this thread [censored] rules. bring on the flame.
MarkL444
12-10-2004, 12:52 PM
sthief09: evan is a FARKEN RETARD
Need we hold this thread back with logical comments?
Also, can someone else please tell me how I'm a hypocrite for posting this after bit[/i]ching about stats posts? Pleeeaaasseeeee.
SomethingClever
12-10-2004, 01:04 PM
Around the time of the MATCHBONUSEP fiasco, I had a dream that I won next year's WSOP and the top prize was $450 million.
So naturally, I took some of that money, deposited it online, and made another $300 million.
But I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about the WSOP victory yet, because of the TV broadcast, so none of my friends or family knew that I had just made $750 million.
I was hanging out in a bar with my friends, and thinking about my $750 million, and wondering if I should buy everyone's drinks, or if that would be too suspicious.
ErrantNight
12-10-2004, 01:05 PM
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can someone else please tell me how I'm a hypocrite for posting this after bitching about stats posts? Pleeeaaasseeeee.
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sure!
logically:
(a) some people bitch about stats posts (let's ignore myself for now... as i'm still reforming my Bad Habits, and besides, who am I, anyway? yeah, you don't even know my name! even though i've posted it before! yeah! ok, you don't care, moving on)
(b) you deceptively labeled this topic as being ON topic, despite being OFF topic, although it's ON the topic of your subject line, which is clearly OFF topic for the board, which is confusing as long as you've been 4+ tabling for 12+ hours and intermittenly drinking/smokingpot (and ESPECIALLY in the wee hours of the morning)
(c) since you, Evan, have posted Lots Of Times, you MUST therefore be lumped together in the group that Bitches About Stats Posts
therefore:
(d) my head will now explode.
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Also, can someone else please tell me how I'm a hypocrite for posting this after bitching about stats posts? Pleeeaaasseeeee.
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Hypocrisy: maybe.
Midget retard: yes.
I have no idea what that said, but I thouroughy enjoyed reading it. Thanks.
sfer's away message all night: "Dreaming of Evan"
Feel free to discuss...
ElSapo
12-10-2004, 01:17 PM
Actually, I thought this was the funniest part...
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sthief09: i limped
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me: open?
sthief09: no
me: good
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ErrantNight
12-10-2004, 01:17 PM
hey, i do what i can...
scrub
12-10-2004, 02:54 PM
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Actually, I thought this was the funniest part...
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sthief09: i limped
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me: open?
sthief09: no
me: good
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What's funniest about it is that they would both be looking for a fold if there weren't limpers.../images/graemlins/smile.gif
scrub
1. I'd raise 55, so blow me.
2. Why are you still awake?
BottlesOf
12-10-2004, 03:00 PM
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What's funniest about it is that they would both be looking for a fold if there weren't limpers...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sthief09
12-10-2004, 03:08 PM
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Actually, I thought this was the funniest part...
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sthief09: i limped
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me: open?
sthief09: no
me: good
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What's funniest about it is that they would both be looking for a fold if there weren't limpers...:)
scrub
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I'm only weak tight postflop. I'm very, very aggro preflop
sthief09
12-10-2004, 03:11 PM
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What's funniest about it is that they would both be looking for a fold if there weren't limpers...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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laugh all you want, but I raise more than you preflop. you are a weak-tight bitch preflop. I am only a weak-tight bitch postflop
Good post. That one was like a fart in space...
I was retaliating to your midget comment?
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I was retaliating to your midget comment?
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Are you looking for an answer?
HIJACK! Where in the world is Sublime? I order Joe Tall to bring his red stockinged ass back to the forum.
Do you seriously think this thread had sufficient content to be hijacked?
private joker
12-10-2004, 06:57 PM
Three minutes before reading this post I told Evan that I had a poker dream last night where I was playing 5-10 6-max, I flopped quad 3's, and because it was a new game to me I didn't understand the buttons and I accidentally folded them. Given the way I've been playing lately, this could have been for real and I'm pretending it was a dream.
nothumb
12-10-2004, 07:02 PM
Hijacking this thread would be like stealing an El Camino as it rolled off a cliff with a dead hooker in the trunk.
NT
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