DABANGER
07-26-2004, 05:19 PM
Dear Gentlemen and Ladies of Leisure and Goodwill:
The following is a tournament update for the most exciting poker structure ever conceived. It's the snack boy, soon to be seen on either Bravo or the Travel Channel at any time. Remember in a snack boy there are no winners only a loser.
The game for this particular snacker was 7-Card Stud. The participants: The Gim, The Puzzler, Johnnyhearts (notorious poster in this forum), and myself.
The all-time leading snackee, the Puzzler (aka Jomo) did not disappoint his fans at the local AM/PM. He sulked off to the store and fetched the following treats for his giggling cohorts who lounged in air conditioned comfort awaiting his return.
*** Prize Pool ***
dabanger: one (1) Skor bar
The Gim: one (1) Skor bar
Johnnyhearts: one (1) York Peppermint Patty.
This would place Jomo at the getting snacked level. For those of you who are new to the rankings consecutive snacking are termed as follows:
Once- You got snacked
Twice- You got snack-packed
3x- You were the victim of a "three-eat"
4x- You have now been four-coursed.
5x- Your arse has been buffeted
6x- Six-packed
7x- Yep, now you are seven-elevened
8x- 8 balled
9x- Meow-mixed/Nine-timed (clever suggestions here welcomed)
10x- You got Denny's-ed.
Now go get me a snack.
This is snack station zebra signing off.
Sincerely,
James
Bangtown, USA (pop. 1)
The following is a tournament update for the most exciting poker structure ever conceived. It's the snack boy, soon to be seen on either Bravo or the Travel Channel at any time. Remember in a snack boy there are no winners only a loser.
The game for this particular snacker was 7-Card Stud. The participants: The Gim, The Puzzler, Johnnyhearts (notorious poster in this forum), and myself.
The all-time leading snackee, the Puzzler (aka Jomo) did not disappoint his fans at the local AM/PM. He sulked off to the store and fetched the following treats for his giggling cohorts who lounged in air conditioned comfort awaiting his return.
*** Prize Pool ***
dabanger: one (1) Skor bar
The Gim: one (1) Skor bar
Johnnyhearts: one (1) York Peppermint Patty.
This would place Jomo at the getting snacked level. For those of you who are new to the rankings consecutive snacking are termed as follows:
Once- You got snacked
Twice- You got snack-packed
3x- You were the victim of a "three-eat"
4x- You have now been four-coursed.
5x- Your arse has been buffeted
6x- Six-packed
7x- Yep, now you are seven-elevened
8x- 8 balled
9x- Meow-mixed/Nine-timed (clever suggestions here welcomed)
10x- You got Denny's-ed.
Now go get me a snack.
This is snack station zebra signing off.
Sincerely,
James
Bangtown, USA (pop. 1)