Help with my song?

[Hamish McBagpipe]

I started on this post from a few days ago but was inspired by the tragic events occurring on this forum last night. I'm looking for some music that might go along to these lyrics. I intend to record. Any suggestions? Pop or classical melodies are both ok. Or feel free to add your own verse. Mine's pretty simple, 14 syllables per line, and an AAAAAAAAAAAA rhyme scheme.

Thanks to [censored] for the inspiration but don't expect any royalties. Please don't ban me, I've only ever been banned from pubs. And yes, work was slow today, though I did most of this during a meeting.



ThinMan's Thread, We Hardly Knew Ye


Hark! Good Folk! And come hear the tale of ThinMan's mighty fart.

But [censored] came and locked that thread. His evil's off the chart.

"Forsooth!", I cry and beg and plead, "It's had but half a start!"

Not once, but twice, he blocks my posts! This scoundrel hath no heart.

On O.O.T. [censored] decreed this thread would play no part.

And now it lies, dead and gone, like Don Adams from Get Smart.

Is my girlfriend hot? HDTV? THESE he thinks are art?!?

My eyes; than read more crap like this; into the cuisinart!

But let's answer both. First things first. Your chick's a skanky tart.

And which TV? You dumb nit, read this flyer from Walmart.

[censored] has once more failed to put the donk BEFORE the cart.

Censor me again, mofo, and I'll rip your balls apart.