I'm sick and want to get retarded

[augie00]

But I'm scurred. My roommate gave me some sort of stomach virus that has led to serious mud butt since this morning. My [censored] is complete liquid. My friend AJ just came over and asked if I want to get drunk tonight. Of course I said yes, because I always like to get drunk. Let's just assume I've got the flu.

Is it safe for me to get drunk tonight? How will I feel? What about weed? Would getting stoned be problematic?

I'm looking advice from someone who's actually done said activities with a stomach virus.