Best and most unique pick up lines ever

[gamblore99]

my 2 favourite
1) See a girl across the room. make a "come here motion" with your finger, she comes over confused and wonders what you want. you say "Now if I can make you come with just 1 finger, imagine what all 10 can do." - only works if she has a sense of humour.
2) "there is a dead hooker in my trunk" - tried it once, was a no go. but me and buddies all had a good laugh

[Blarg]

"Can you break a hundred?"

Your second one reminded me of one I loved that I saw some comedian on t.v. do a few years back.

"Ever been so far out in the desert nobody can hear you scream? Ever been in the trunk of a really big Chevy?"

[NLSoldier]

"Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving. So, when's your birthday?"

"Are you as good as your mother?"

"How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!"

"I'm Hungarian. Do you have any Hungarian in you? Would you like some?"

"How about a three-some. You, Me, and Heineken."

[nothumb]

That finger one, I was using in the 7th grade. So I'd drop it.

How about, "I'm really drunk. Can you please tell me if you're cute or not?"

"Does your daddy own a lumberyard? Cause you've been giving me wood all night."

"Those look too good to be real. They're real?"

"Can you hold the keys to my Beamer while I go score some coke?"

NT

[gamblore99]

the finger one is sweet. i have to try it out more, but as of now i think its a keeper. its especially good because you get her to come to you, which I think makes it much easier to go from there.

Those look too good to be real. They're real?
also nice

[BusterStacks]

Wanna go out for some pizza and sex? What, you don't like pizza?

I bet you 5$ I can touch your boob without touching your clothes.... <grab her boob>.... darn, oh well here's a 5.

[A_C_Slater]

If you're as handsome as me all you have to do is point at whatever poon you so desire and say "You me sex now." Works everytime (not a advisable tactic for the hideously ugly, handsome studs only.) [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[gamblore99]

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If you're as handsome as me all you have to do is point at whatever poon you so desire and say "You me sex now." Works everytime.

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im confused. do you say all that to the girl, or just the "you me sex now" part. cause the whole thing is decent line overall.

[A_C_Slater]

I say the part I put into quotations. That's the whole point of quotation marks when writing. "You me sex now." They get wet instantly when they here that.

[cnfuzzd]

my favorite has always been "whats your sign? Wanna [censored]?"

its best if you interupt their answer to the first question with the second one.

peace

john nickle