Boobs on your arm...

[jakethebake]

...what's the deal with this maneuver? You know the one: You're standing there talking to some girl up close and she kind of pushes her boobs up against you. Does this have a name besides boobs on your arm? Sometimes maybe it's an accident, but sometimes they just stay there too long for it to be an accident. What's the correct procedure?

This happened to me twice yesterday. One was some cow I work with, and I pretty much just moved away while pretending I didn't notice.

The other one was a waitress at the bar. She's pretty cute, around 20, blond and has a pretty nice rack. I didn't move away. I just let them sit there on my arm while I talked to her for a few minutes, like it was a nice little boob-shelf.

Now in the first case, the move was pretty obvious. In the second case, what's your move? Do you at some point look down at her boobs? Do you just pretend not to notice? Do you push back a little bit? Is there a witty, flirty comment you can make about her boobs on your arm? This happens occasionally, and I can never think of anything.

Why do women do this anyway? Is it just a tease? An invitation? Either one depending on the situation? Do all women do it? It seems like a lot of them do. I generally enjoy it. If a cute flirty girl wants me to feel her boobs, I won't object obviously and will probably flirt back. But it can be annoying too if she's just being a bitchy tease and thinks she's really doing something for you.

Okay, so what do you do? Is there a line to go with this situation? And finally if it doesn't have one, this femenine tactic needs a name.